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	The AAA's Revenge Also by icygal2310 by shennyyy
	Fly High: Kadoaties Don't you wish we ate as well as the kadoaties? by linkxzelda666tingle
	Totally Random Random Contest Always read the rules... by carrotbreath
	The Life of an UC Pet It's not all it's cracked up to be... by littlest_wiley
	A Cheaper Alternative Well that's one way to do it. by littledude61394
	The Evolution of the Hoagie Kadoatie If I fits, I sits. Also by mapthesoul by brooklyn3223
	NeoPaper: Budget Cuts Are you sure there aren't... erm... better things to cut first? by mbredboy31
	The Distraction Strategy Now that's a foolproof plan. Also by hottie_2004_67_888. by bittersweet52
	AC Woes I did not think my position through... by _starryeyedsurprise_
	Just Kidding Not cool, kid. by cria_sherwood
	How Not to Journalism Tobias is gonna cut his losses and ignore that. Also by minnesotan by rooftopchicken
	Just Another Day In which the artist tries to draw with a mouse. by miacirclegirl
	Head in the Clouds: Souvenir! That's a souvenir you don't want to keep. by yoshisislandbandit
	Don't Hug ALL the Quiggles! I know, it's hard to contain your enthusiasm for Quiggle Day, but please try ^_^ by elipsis4k
	Lame Pun: Altador Cup start Now with 100% more beef by blackaavar
	Press Conference Make Some Noise Techo is the tip of a very weird iceberg. by porcelaincerberus

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The 7 Yooyus

In order to really enjoy a game of Yooyuball though, and to have the chance to rack up lots points for your favorite team, one needs to truly know how each unique Yooyu really works while out on the field during a fun game of Yooyuball.

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Old Lupe Balthazar
How had it come to this? Balthazar thought as he scraped the dried pumpkin off of his fence. A few years ago, he would have chased those pets off of his lawn without a second thought.

by gumgum101230

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Nice Guys Finish First
Neopians from all lands compete to become the Altador Champion. Although, Aero knew all about the cup, he never really thought of participating. Everyone was excited, they couldn't wait to choose their teams. Aero, couldn't wait to read the article in the Neopian Times about it. Then the thought crossed his mind, "What if I played this year?"

by extreme_butterfly

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Altador Cup XI Match Report: From the Sidelines
I’m here today in the spectator area with some of the gang, and coming up is Maraqua versus Krawk Island. Say hello, everyone!

Garin: Yeah, hi.

Jacques: Hi.

Slightly Manic-Looking Blue Techo With Bloodshot Eyes: HII!!!

by an9375

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Freezer Burn: 10 Hot and Cold Foods For The Season
Although we all know summer's fast approaching, what people forget is that winter's also coming. In celebration of the diversity of the seasons, here are a few of my favorite 'fiery' and 'freezing' foods to enjoy no matter the season.

by eyrieze

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Clouds Over Cogham: Part Four
Squire Tormund redirects his disdainful glare to the old Lupe knight who has just appeared beside him, though the fury is obviously misplaced. For a few seconds before responding, he looks back down the castle hallway towards the dining room where the lazy Sir Harlag sits feasting, and the squire gives a frustrated grunt.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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The Moderately Evil Faerie: Part Three
Spite rubbed her eyes as she slowly began to wake up. The rising sun was filtering through the windows near the basement’s ceiling in a way that lit up the entire room. As she began to sit up, she heard Malice muttering under her breath.

by rocksysmom

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