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	Amethyst Kadoatie: Part One I sat up in the long, tall grass; my dream interrupted by a faint cry. Looking around, I wondered what that noise was... by candykitty
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	The Curse of Talador: Fate - Part One Close behind the Darkest Faerie, I stood helpless as my people scattered in despair, not even knowing why this creature was taunting them... by funkiechunkymunkie
	The Tale of a Petty Thief: Part One What I ask for is for you to listen to the tale of a petty little blue Kougra thief, of the people who make up the most of the guild, of our dreams, hopes and goals. This is my tale... by shadowcristal

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"Getting Revenge on 'Jocko'" by liquiddragonn
Being the clever Skeith I was, I always slept near a water source for drinking, bathing, and as a place to toss annoying petpets into. As I leaned over to catch a glimpse of my handsome mug, time suddenly seemed to freeze. I could feel the hairs along my chin and back stand on end. Through my bleary eyes...

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Rule Number One on Terror Mountain
I may not be the smartest Lupe in Neopia, but usually I'm smart enough to not do anything TOO stupid... up until about two weeks ago. I was on an errand to Terror Mountain with my sister...

by shadow_zapdos

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Dreamers: Becoming a Star
Akeka's day couldn't have been worse, even if she tried to make it even more horrible...

by angelinstall

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Math In Neopia
Playing a game? Trying to earn some neopoints? Well, we’ve all been there. But have you ever wondered just how long you need to play? Well now, with your best friend math, you won’t have to play any longer than you need to.

by firefeather

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How to Win a Neopets Beauty Contest
If you're not "the best" artist, just keep trying! Experiment with different media, such as colored pencils, computer programs and the like. One (or more) of these is sure to be "better suited" for you than others...

by sanjisangel

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The Smartest Spardle!
Fetch boy!!! ... ouch!!

by 900duckling

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Flapdoodle
The most important skill in Cellblock is denial.

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