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	Amethyst Kadoatie: Part One I sat up in the long, tall grass; my dream interrupted by a faint cry. Looking around, I wondered what that noise was... by candykitty
	Neglect's Revenge: Part One His owner spotted the dismay in his eyes and said, "Cheer up, Vendette, we're only another one hundred thousand neopoints away from your Darigan paint brush..." by ewagon
	The Curse of Talador: Fate - Part One Close behind the Darkest Faerie, I stood helpless as my people scattered in despair, not even knowing why this creature was taunting them... by funkiechunkymunkie
	The Tale of a Petty Thief: Part One What I ask for is for you to listen to the tale of a petty little blue Kougra thief, of the people who make up the most of the guild, of our dreams, hopes and goals. This is my tale... by shadowcristal

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"Getting Revenge on 'Jocko'" by liquiddragonn
Being the clever Skeith I was, I always slept near a water source for drinking, bathing, and as a place to toss annoying petpets into. As I leaned over to catch a glimpse of my handsome mug, time suddenly seemed to freeze. I could feel the hairs along my chin and back stand on end. Through my bleary eyes...

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The Battledome Queen
"I shall warn you. This is not the place for you if you battle for the glory, or for the trophies, or the respect. This is a place for those who battle for the love of battling."

by funkymunky111277

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Pango Pango's Soup
The little Island Xweetok fell backwards, stunned. She looked up at the immense green pot looming over her. It took Jill a few seconds to realize where she was. It was THE COOKING POT.

by mygoodguild

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How to Win a Neopets Beauty Contest
If you're not "the best" artist, just keep trying! Experiment with different media, such as colored pencils, computer programs and the like. One (or more) of these is sure to be "better suited" for you than others...

by sanjisangel

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16 Good Things About Having A Ghost Pet
Is it worth it to spend 400k - 600k on a paint brush that makes my pet eerie? I can tell you that it's all worth it.

by jonathan_wong_0_0

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The (Mis)Adventures of Gore
When helpful advice results in foaming mouths.

by chivo

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Flapdoodle
The most important skill in Cellblock is denial.

by obviousfakename

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