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Issue: 229 | 23rd day of Awakening, Y8

Comics

	Razzle Dazzle - Episode II Neopoints don't grow on trees, you know. by khestrel
	Deep Hurting Not a very good anubis, is he? by nemoy
	Random Tails Rare? by eevee098
	Petpet Ownerowner No one's ever heard of a Symol LIVING in the Symol Hole. by magnoliaprincess
	Revenge! evil grin Also by robbob05 by lunatic_kiss
	A Meepit Lovers Life Shhh, we're concentrating... by angy33
	Never Be Normal Food errors... why is there a bite in it? by watercat86
	Spooky We have no choice... by ghostkomorichu
	Zeh Cute One: Shan = Sad I like your pets, but... by glowing_banana
	Musings Because asking questions helps you learn... by elegon
	Pickled Asparagus Why TNT should lock their doors when the site is down... by whispering__winds
	Neorandomosity Who cares ... just eat them!!! by linnipooh
	Neopian Insanity Fiddlesticks! Also by emmybug184 by cosmicfire918
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore When helpful advice results in foaming mouths. by chivo
	How to Rule Neopia "Lab Ray Confusion" by castor_b
	What Smileys Dream Of What is it like not having arms or legs? Hmm. o-o by citadell
	The Smartest Spardle! Fetch boy!!! ... ouch!! by 900duckling
	Not Fit For This World She always asks for the same thing! by soggy_cardboard
	Random Storys - Mootix Madness Remember: NEVER carry a Mootix longer than one year... by karatehuendchen
	ScreenCAPS Sometimes a trip to the Rainbow Pool is NOT a good thing. by anikajinn
	Clecaira's on Fire DON'T FORGET YOUR UMBRELLA!!!!!!! by leahlynn09
	Kawaii - Meepits Awwwww.... by crow213
	Flapdoodle The most important skill in Cellblock is denial. by obviousfakename
	Typing Terror - Literally Oh the horror! Also by redmyst by aimeilee
	No Juice Break?!?! The juice is MISSING?!?! Where did it go? by sailornezumi
	Silliness Erm...? by betaflix
	Cybunny Collector : Plushie War This plushie is limited edition! by pogdespero
	~Life with Sparkalaria and Friends~ Why, may I ask, do I have to wear this...?! by fairie_140953
	Plurr Plurr starts to bury itself into what it thinks is a pile of snow. by a_random_user
	Boochi Encounters a N00b OMG!!1!1! by isaiahdjkim
	The Pink Cloud Valentine blues... by racoony
	BlaBBlers The best ways to advertise your shop! by kuruu_6
	Evil Feepit Please, anything but him!! by fmoura_98
	Spiffy Why do I have to go to school? by pegahorn12

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Melody's Song
Above the water I sat on a rock partly out to sea. The melody arising from the waters was not as clear as it was under the water, yet I listened, straining my ears to catch every note...

by _ducky_dude__

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Pango Pango's Soup
The little Island Xweetok fell backwards, stunned. She looked up at the immense green pot looming over her. It took Jill a few seconds to realize where she was. It was THE COOKING POT.

by mygoodguild

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Which Came First: the Pteri or the Egg?
Ah, the universal question that all Neopians in their lives must at one time ask themselves; the question that has never been answered ever since the creation of Neopets: Which came first?

by o0minimushroom0o

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Where Has Sloth Gone?
Sloth himself has not shown his slimy face in Neopia for over 5 YEARS! Which makes me wonder, “What is he doing?”

by azureel

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The Tale of a Petty Thief: Part One
What I ask for is for you to listen to the tale of a petty little blue Kougra thief, of the people who make up the most of the guild, of our dreams, hopes and goals. This is my tale...

by shadowcristal

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Solkaris: The Narrative: Part Two
Whatever she was, I could tell she wasn't like most other Neopets that came by here. I got to my feet and slunk over to her Apis, making sure I didn't attract the Aisha's attention, and began to nose around...

by x_marks_the_spot

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