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Blue Moon

In this sequel to Starstruck, it's Y26 and Team Kreludor have regained the Altador Cup! But... at what cost?

by pikapi20
The Juma & the Tomamu: A Shenkuu Fable

In the tall, misty peaks of Shenkuu Mountains, a small Juma Petpet scuffled in the underbrush among the bamboo forests. His pointed snout snuffled...

by drziggs
The Fight Against Vocivus

Ultimately, we're all just Neopians who wish to save our home. Even the monarchies and leaders have set aside their differences...

by rurirawr
The Rainbow Racer

It was a warm, sunny afternoon in Faerieland. Clean-up from Vocivus’s trail of destruction was underway. Faeries and Neopets alike were scrambling back and forth, moving wheelbarrows of rubble away from and ones full of supplies toward Faerieland.

by black_skull725
 
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How to Survive a Jelly Festival Gone Wrong



A brand new Jelly-themed festival is rumoured to make its big debut in Neopia during the next week, amidst polarising opinions by the general public. On one hand, those in favour of the festival are looking forward to enjoying a day of jelly, bounce and jolly time. With alleged jelly rides and slides, new jelly products and a brand new beverage, the adventure seekers are in for a treat. On the other hand, growing concerns of the amount of jelly required and its rate of growth - due to its unpredictable nature - has led to a grand portion of Neopians believing that it is a recipe for doom. To try and persuade the negative public opinion and relieve some of the fear behind the erratic growth rate of jelly, we are exploring some effective ways of combating this gelatinous substance. During an emergency at the festival, please take these precautions to mitigate the threat and stay safe. Stick ‘em with the pointy end In the unlikely case that you find yourself face to face with a growing mass of jelly, it is important to, firstly, grab the sharpest object you can find in your surroundings. With the pointy end pointing towards the jelly, start poking holes into the incoming threat.



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Stamps to Avoid While Restocking | June 2026 Edition
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How to Survive a Jelly Festival Gone Wrong
A brand new Jelly-themed festival is rumoured to make its big debut in Neopia during the next week, amidst polarising opinions by the general public. On one hand, those in favour of the festival are...

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Tales from NeoNoir: Pastel Persuasions
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The Thing That Makes Us Brave
The streets of Meridell were nearly empty when Jonah got back home. As he fell on his bed, he looked at the wall clock next to him...

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Fish Negg: The Incident Part 4
No one is ever nice without ulterior motives. Ever!

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The Malevolent Being Beat
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