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The Ensorcellator

"Average classes, average lunch--" Blynn was cut off by a sudden cold, wet feeling on her fur. She looked down, aghast, to see that someone had knocked her bottle of cherry juice into her lap. "Average bullies…"

by cosmicfire918
Fixing It

The Lupe pulled herself up off the counter, moaning at the sore stiffness in her neck and back, and walked slowly across to the swinging doors that led to the kitchen. She pushed through them and fetched a bucket...

by extreme_fj0rd
A Hunt for a Petpet

A ripe apple suddenly detached from the tree and knocked the yellow Lupe on the head before rolling to the ground. The Lupe jumped, looking up into the tree's foliage...

by steelmaheegun
Faerie Cloud Racers: How it all Began

"That is preposterous! That is the - the most unintelligent thing I have heard throughout my many years! Me - living in Meridell! That will never happen! It is more foolish than even the thought of an asparagus Chia! My fellow faeries, what kind of nonsense is this?"

by ginelga
Phelix Gets the Scoop

"I've told you, Phelix," said Principal Skedman, a round looking blue Skeith with an odd mustache, "just because you have that special pass doesn't mean you can just go barging into the teachers' lounge whenever you feel like it." He seemed quite tired of saying this...

by twirlsncurls5
Rhyme Time!

I finally got my big chance. The last school bell had just rung after my last period class, which was my writing class, and I had just recited another poem...

by kacheeklover3579
Before the Dance

At her left paw was a tambourine, which she tapped every now and then and jiggled the shiny jingly bits. Oh, how she loved music! Her joy in life was dancing, closely followed by unleashing the magic of the sound of her tambourine...

by precious_katuch14
Tina's Dream

Everyone but Tina suddenly burst into giggles then, as if the human was just some big joke. One of the babies, a Uni, turned to Mar and managed to squeal, "You were right! Your owner's real funny!"

by kelly947
Applemania

Sigh. There is never anything to do all day. The sun shines very brightly on you all day. You just hang on the branch with a bad feeling with what your life could become. Someday someone will pick you off your tree and eat you in a pie...

by sammie_angel7
Cheeriness Planted

As I watched the bobber floating in the water, the metal fishhook hidden below the surface, I felt a bit of a thrill at the prospect of reeling in a sunken treasure. "Do you think we'll catch anything good today?"

by nut862
Mayhem for Millions! a Minion’s Memoir

Minions are not only evil, but they understand evil in a way that only an evil minion can. For instance, chocolate and asparagus ach y fi? If you understand that you must be an evil minion...

by algy13
A Part of the Family

'Guy, we've been over this. I've been waiting for a new pet to become available since we moved to Mystery Island. Now, I want you to treat your new brother or sister with as much respect as you show everyone else,' Crazy said...

by guy_sebastian_crazy
 
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"A Hunt for a Petpet" by steelmaheegun
A ripe apple suddenly detached from the tree and knocked the yellow Lupe on the head before rolling to the ground. The Lupe jumped, looking up into the tree's foliage. Rubbing his head in self-pity, he turned back to his observational state. "I think I want a petpet," he commented...




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Gallions: Guide to the True Neopian Dragons
These fascinating little fellows live in the wilds around Neopia as well as in many Neopian homes. The truth is that Gallions are a very popular petpet nowadays, but the first time I came across one of these little creatures was unfortunately when one bit my leg...

by you_are_me

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This Article is a Part of Your Balanced Breakfast
The word "cereal" comes from the Neolatinus phrase "see real Al", which means absolutely nothing! (Who is this "real Al" anyway?)...

by puppy200010

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Trapped Within a Dream: Part Four
She gasped and sat bolt upright in bed, rubbing her eyes. Somehow, some way, she had managed to sleep through the night with her heart pounding the way it had been since Dr. Reynolds had given her the incredible news. "You're hired."

by chibicelchan

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Escape: Part One
Valrigard the Draik sat in front of a small open window, taking in the breathtaking landscape with a lazy sweep of his eyes. Below, villagers were just beginning to wake up to find their rows and rows of cornfields, berry bushes, and potato plants soaking in the morning sun...

by firedragon9078

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Soup Bowl
I know you want to try some!

by plaquenil

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Trainer's Job
Catch the ball!

by darkadoom



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