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A Royal Quest: Part One

The sky was blue and cloudless, the air was hot and humid, and Fighter was no more than three days old. His owner had abandoned him...

by poopdoo134
Escape: Part One

Valrigard the Draik sat in front of a small open window, taking in the breathtaking landscape with a lazy sweep of his eyes. Below, villagers were just beginning to wake up to find their rows and rows of cornfields, berry bushes, and potato plants soaking in the morning sun...

by firedragon9078
The Lost Desert Dagger: Part One

I had lost track of the time I spent being held captive in the dungeons far beneath the sands of the Lost Desert. A month? A year? A decade? I had stopped counting in the end. It was pointless, utterly pointless...

by scarrift
 
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In Search of Amira



I, dear reader, had braved the sizzling heats of Sahkmet that day, with a certain goal in mind: to interview the illustrious, and much courted, Princess Amira of the Lost Desert. Such an elusive character was not about to escape my persistent questioning, for I am much too dedicated to my readers (non-existent ones so far, but the thought is rather nice)...



Other Stories


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Faerie Cloud Racers: How it all Began
"That is preposterous! That is the - the most unintelligent thing I have heard throughout my many years! Me - living in Meridell! That will never happen! It is more foolish than even the thought of an asparagus Chia! My fellow faeries, what kind of nonsense is this?"

by ginelga

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Applemania
Sigh. There is never anything to do all day. The sun shines very brightly on you all day. You just hang on the branch with a bad feeling with what your life could become. Someday someone will pick you off your tree and eat you in a pie...

by sammie_angel7

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Guide to Competitive Pricing and a Profitable Shop
It sounds like a simple thing to put things in your shop, price them and wait for the money to come into your till. But there are just a few smart things you can do to make sure you get the most out of your stocked items...

by fruitychiagirl

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Caring For Your Tyrannian Petpet
Such a tough choice. There are so many cool ones: Donksaurs, Uggatrips, Searexs, etc...

by brennamichael

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A Spooky Halloween, part 1
The Pant Devil attacks!

by ghostkomorichu

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Splodge - Beauty in the Ear of the Beholder...
Sooo cute!

by scribble



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