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Hanso, Jazan, and Kanrik and the We Hate Hanso Club: Part One

Jazan simply zapped Hanso with his magic, enough to sting, but not enough to damage him any. The last thing he wanted was to have to help the arrogant little Ixi along through the catacombs they found themselves in.

by kristykimmy
 
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Once upon a time, in a faraway place that I could no longer remember, my older brother found time to read stories to me. Every night he would grab a book then displace me unrepentantly to make room for himself on the bed. He would tell stories of...




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