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Ten Of Neopia's Tastiest Foods

Ahh, the greatest cuisine that Neopia has to offer.

by happytimewithmilk
Inflationary Items for No-Work Profit

Are you one of those Neopians that has a vast sum of neopoints sitting around?

by eatin_np
Neopets: More than Trophies

If you've ever felt bad about which pet is your favorite, or if you've looked down your nose at certain types of pets...

by gyosco
Rapid Refreshers, Unite!

Many people are neurotic refreshers of the New Features page.

by indulgences
A Guildless World

There are many types of people you should be familiar with when you attempt to increase your guild's member count!

by vanillerrybeitje
Six Life Lessons from Kauvara

In honor of Kauvara's wisdom and determination, below are six life lessons you can learn from Neopia's most famous Kau.

by blessed_faerie
The Almost Abandoned Attic Time System

What makes this shop amazing is that you don't have to simply sit there and refresh non-stop. It has a schedule.

by sakura_dreamer
Brace yourselves... April Fools is Coming

As many of us veteran players know, there are a few things that we can all look forward to...

by calliegraphy
Ten Neopoint Backgrounds For Spring!

Today, I'll be telling you about my ten favourite backgrounds to use in the spring that are Neopoint!

by cybunny_2000567
 
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Neopia's Tastiest Foods



Do you ever sit around and wonder the finer points in life, like which are the tastiest? Well, my friend, I do. Of course I won't list any of the foods that are sickeningly labeled "gross food". Who labels these things? We all know all of those foods are the finest...



Other Stories


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The Golden Pet
Another day lay ahead—it was intimidating, almost, to think of all I had planned out the night before.

by nativsis

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Kadoatie's Day Out
"After you eat," Princess Jules said, petting his back without noticing his lack of purring, "we'll get you all cleaned up with a nice warm bath!"

That's it, Sir Purrsalot thought. I have to get out of here.

by treeword


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The Battle of Akram: Part Two
"Lucky I saw you in the water there. I thought I was the one painted camouflage." The strange Peophin chuckled.

by fuzzballjesse

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Agent of the Sway: Restoration - Part Eight
Clayton had managed to find a cargo hold with a porthole, so he could tell when the Revenge was approaching the location of New Maraqua...

by herdygerdy

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Gently Used
They'll never ask to use my stuff again!

Idea by liouchan

by tsuki_the_noodle


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The Downside to Being a Mallow Grundo
"I'm not lying! When I enter the health store all the pets look like want to eat me!"

by supremity



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