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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"You can't hate the place you come from. It's not natural."


Free Food, Anyone?



This article is a guide to feeding your Neopets well on a limited budget, whether you want to conserve Neopoints to save up for something or simply because you don't have very many. Some people are under the impression that you have to spend a lot to keep your Neopets well fed, and that operating on a smaller budget is cruel. They are wrong...

Alternative Gardening



Since I am not a big fan of getting my fingers all dirty (and I have never quite gotten the hang of the garden room format with its foreground-background layering system), I decided to take a different approach to giving my neohome a nice big yard. This article is meant to inspire other "garden-challenged" neohomers...

Practical Word Pyramid


The objective of this game is to spell as many words as you can by connecting adjacent tiles. Upon acceptance, these tiles disappear but other tiles which were above will now take their place. Tiles will also appear randomly on the top of your pyramid. And so it is a continuous cycle: you use up some tiles, but more will appear. It’s not so easy because you are timed...

Other Stories
"The Scratchcard" by tamia_silverwing
"Yes, you'll never believe what I managed to do -- it was hardly my fault, but in any case, the problem must be fixed," she babbled on, steering the Wocky to a back corner of the stall like a proud owner parading a dumbfounded petpet. There she proceeded to...

"And Gobble Up Them Pineapples!" by hermionechochang
"Ye mangy sand-gobbin' scoundrels'll rue the day ye did this ta us!" the furious Pirate Kougra bellowed as he shook his paw after the receding ship. "After all we've done fer ye, this is how we're repaid? Garrrn!" The Kougra continued...

"Normal" by pandabearb
Qually just looked at her and rubbed his nose. The Ruki rolled her eyes and started flipping through the paint samples again. Silence passed for several minutes before Qually finally jumped out of his seat. "You're right, I'm being absolutely ridiculous," he decided...


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Twenty Days I've Lived Without You
Dear Rayneboery, Oh my gosh! I can't believe my little-wittle Rayneboery-Wayneboery is finally growing up! It's just like it was yesterday I hatched your egg at the adoption center...

by squieshie

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The Neopian Ranger
That poor Ghost Lupe gets no respect...

by dragonthecat

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Yummie
Have your cake and eat it too. O_o

by linnipooh

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Avalon and the Emerald Noil Gem: Avalon’s Apprentice - Part Four
But Avalon paid no attention to the fancy chair and super-soft bed. He was pacing the teetering ship floor, claws tapping on its surface. Ash had listened to his description of what he had seen, and now watched lazily but with mounting impatience...

by cpmtiger

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Ai Yi Aisha
You've got to be kidding...

by yami13331



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