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||Issue: 210 | 30th day of Gathering, Y7
|Ummagine: Part One"Mggrff..." Stan groaned, as the Guards all grabbed
his limbs and sat on him. Code of Thieves, Moral Lesson Number One: Never
|Space Flight: Part One"I have watched space ships for quite a while. My whole life, in fact.
I know too well crash statistics, survival rates, things like that..." He gave
a nervous chuckle, and tried to shrug it off...|
|The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Traded Turdle - Part OneNeopets sat at the bleachers,
waving flags and pointing down into the circle. Five Turdles were being placed
into the center. Skarl could almost hear the crowd's excitement by the looks on
|The Jackals of Sakhmet- Kasha's Plot: Part One There was nothing pleasant about the vast desert
lands of the Lost Desert. It was always scorching hot and the setting sun would
blind you with its blazing rays...|
|A Hand to Guide You: Part OneShe was busily working on the month's bills,
which were in a stack several inches high sitting next to her. Not moving, I
pretended not to hear her from the couch in the living room where I was sitting.
This trick used to work when I was young, but she was getting fed up, I could
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"The Scratchcard" by tamia_silverwing
"Yes, you'll never believe what I managed to do -- it was hardly my fault, but in any case, the problem must be fixed," she babbled on, steering the Wocky to a back corner of the stall like a proud owner parading a dumbfounded petpet. There she proceeded to...
There is a place where the leaves fall far from the tree.
Our little town is quiet, pets move away, blown off to the glitter of Brightvale,
that ever-greener somewhere else. And when they are gone, the tree cries, shedding
its leaves. I cry too, beneath its bare branches...
|Big Brother Blues Two|
It had been about two years since I had lost my younger
brother, Twilight. He was a young, slightly annoying baby Gelert. I got annoyed
with him, and my owner noticed, and felt the same way. But my owner got so angry
with him that eventually, she left him at the pound...
|Word Pyramid Guide|
Out of tiles… out of time… and out of luck whenever you’re playing
Word Pyramid? Well then, this is the guide for you. All concepts of this game
are explained and advanced strategy and tactics are given. Read on!
|Should Neopets Be Taken Care Of?|
What exactly is ‘taking care’ of your Neopets? Well,
the idea itself is fairly simple. You take a few minutes out of day to feed
your pets and play with them as well. This has been obviously known to increase