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Ummagine: Part One

"Mggrff..." Stan groaned, as the Guards all grabbed his limbs and sat on him. Code of Thieves, Moral Lesson Number One: Never get caught.

by shadowcristal
Space Flight: Part One

"I have watched space ships for quite a while. My whole life, in fact. I know too well crash statistics, survival rates, things like that..." He gave a nervous chuckle, and tried to shrug it off...

by plutoplus1
The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Traded Turdle - Part One

Neopets sat at the bleachers, waving flags and pointing down into the circle. Five Turdles were being placed into the center. Skarl could almost hear the crowd's excitement by the looks on their faces...

by playmobil_is_my_life
The Jackals of Sakhmet- Kasha's Plot: Part One

There was nothing pleasant about the vast desert lands of the Lost Desert. It was always scorching hot and the setting sun would blind you with its blazing rays...

by arrielle5
A Hand to Guide You: Part One

She was busily working on the month's bills, which were in a stack several inches high sitting next to her. Not moving, I pretended not to hear her from the couch in the living room where I was sitting. This trick used to work when I was young, but she was getting fed up, I could tell...

by spunkyclaire
 
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"The Scratchcard" by tamia_silverwing
"Yes, you'll never believe what I managed to do -- it was hardly my fault, but in any case, the problem must be fixed," she babbled on, steering the Wocky to a back corner of the stall like a proud owner parading a dumbfounded petpet. There she proceeded to...




Other Stories


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Spin Sisters
There is a place where the leaves fall far from the tree. Our little town is quiet, pets move away, blown off to the glitter of Brightvale, that ever-greener somewhere else. And when they are gone, the tree cries, shedding its leaves. I cry too, beneath its bare branches...

by animageous

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Big Brother Blues Two
It had been about two years since I had lost my younger brother, Twilight. He was a young, slightly annoying baby Gelert. I got annoyed with him, and my owner noticed, and felt the same way. But my owner got so angry with him that eventually, she left him at the pound...

by kia_shadow

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Word Pyramid Guide
Out of tiles… out of time… and out of luck whenever you’re playing Word Pyramid? Well then, this is the guide for you. All concepts of this game are explained and advanced strategy and tactics are given. Read on!

by trailblazer20

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Should Neopets Be Taken Care Of?
What exactly is ‘taking care’ of your Neopets? Well, the idea itself is fairly simple. You take a few minutes out of day to feed your pets and play with them as well. This has been obviously known to increase their happiness.

by blubblub317

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No n00bs is good n00bs
Buried in a pile of scarabs?

by summerschilde

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Lost... in the Tombs!
Please be sure to direct any tomb related frustrations to the "Whack-a-Staff" area.

by frogcooke



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