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A Showdown at the Rosen Bakery

Nothing else in the world could make him happier. It is the reason, after all, why he gave up his life of wealth as a nobleman's son to become a humble baker.

by laughingbear
Lost in the Seas

Lucho was a Mutant Krawk who had been born and raised in Krawk Island.

by chrystal_218
Moving On

Located at the very end of the road was an old, worn down wooden neohome that looked as though nobody had lived in it for years.

by allison_kitty11
The Perils in Lacking a Book Shop

"But how exactly am I supposed to just write the king's story? It's not like I can just walk up to him and ask."

by coolitiger25
Cocoaj Gets a Little Brother

He rolled his eyes, but kept walking. "I don't get you humans. So dim-witted."

by oakfeather
Just Imagine

A short little tale about an unlikely (but very real) friendship.

by sugargirl_kitty
No Good Deed

"Good morning, Mr. Mendell!" I greeted brightly, as an elderly brown Bori cracked open his door.

by regeneration
Real Freedom

"I have four pets, and I want a Lutari. That means I have to get rid of one, does it not?"

by ketchup547
The Color of Dark Chocolate

The tiled floor was in alternating colors of white chocolate and milk chocolate, the chandelier was made of colored glass the exact shade of a Chocolate Cybunny Negg, and there were at least four types of fountains lining the staircases, each bubbling up liquid chocolate.

by candleforkira
A Night in the Woods

Being made of chocolate has its merits.

by proudpony
Looks Can Be Deceiving - A Plushie Poogle Story

Plushie Poogles are different than Malevolent Sentient Poogle Plushies.... right?

by nighters
The Chocolate Statue

"They say if you make a wish in front of it, it might come true..."

by dudeiloled
Have Muffin, Will Conquer

"She took the opening bake sale, Sappy. She's trying to one up me."

by rainbow_mist_wave
Saccharine

Some pets are like truffles - a surprise inside a sweet shell. A story of half friends, big waves and being yourself...

Art by saro_the_legendaerie

by saro_the_legendaerie

 
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"Real Freedom" by ketchup547
So I was getting the boot. Seeming to sense my realization, Lila, my owner, pushed her thin glasses up, a look of satisfaction on her pale face. "Leave your scarf here." A cold fire started inside me as I took off the thin brown scarf she'd given me, placing it beside my bed---oh, sorry, section of ground. I also removed that astronomy club thing she'd given me so she could use me to get the avatar. I stood up, looked her square in the eye, and said: "You're a terrible owner."




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Anyone Can Do It
It all started years ago when her owner became a Neopian and saw the adorable dog-like creature that was a Poogle.

by assionpay

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Advanced Survival Skills: The Perfect Survival Pet
Today, I'm going to explain to you the top 11 pets for survival situations.

Also by uhhhhheather

by lil_princess_of_evil


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An Unlucky Day: Part One
How poetic. Evinti, the thief who had organized countless heists in the past was now the victim of a theft.

by gold_fang

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Torch in the Darkness: Part Six
My thoughts were interrupted by a raspy "Help... me..." from behind me.

Art by ellbot1998

by ellbot1998


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Tomato Omelettes: Manly
Test is MANLY.

by skyward_rush

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KEEP OUT
You know it's coming...

by snowstorm4444



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