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||Issue: 512 | 16th day of Gathering, Y13
|A Showdown at the Rosen BakeryNothing else in the world could make him happier. It is the reason, after all, why he gave up his life of wealth as a nobleman's son to become a humble baker.|
|Lost in the SeasLucho was a Mutant Krawk who had been born and raised in Krawk Island.|
|Moving OnLocated at the very end of the road was an old, worn down wooden neohome that looked as though nobody had lived in it for years.|
|The Perils in Lacking a Book Shop"But how exactly am I supposed to just write the king's story? It's not like I can just walk up to him and ask."|
|Cocoaj Gets a Little BrotherHe rolled his eyes, but kept walking. "I don't get you humans. So dim-witted." |
|Just ImagineA short little tale about an unlikely (but very real) friendship.|
|No Good Deed"Good morning, Mr. Mendell!" I greeted brightly, as an elderly brown Bori cracked open his door. |
|Real Freedom"I have four pets, and I want a Lutari. That means I have to get rid of one, does it not?"|
|The Color of Dark ChocolateThe tiled floor was in alternating colors of white chocolate and milk chocolate, the chandelier was made of colored glass the exact shade of a Chocolate Cybunny Negg, and there were at least four types of fountains lining the staircases, each bubbling up liquid chocolate.|
|A Night in the WoodsBeing made of chocolate has its merits.|
|Looks Can Be Deceiving - A Plushie Poogle StoryPlushie Poogles are different than Malevolent Sentient Poogle Plushies.... right?|
|The Chocolate Statue"They say if you make a wish in front of it, it might come true..."|
|Have Muffin, Will Conquer"She took the opening bake sale, Sappy. She's trying to one up me."|
|SaccharineSome pets are like truffles - a surprise inside a sweet shell. A story of half friends, big waves and being yourself...
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"Real Freedom" by ketchup547
So I was getting the boot. Seeming to sense my realization, Lila, my owner, pushed her thin glasses up, a look of satisfaction on her pale face. "Leave your scarf here." A cold fire started inside me as I took off the thin brown scarf she'd given me, placing it beside my bed---oh, sorry, section of ground. I also removed that astronomy club thing she'd given me so she could use me to get the avatar. I stood up, looked her square in the eye, and said: "You're a terrible owner."
|Anyone Can Do It|
It all started years ago when her owner became a Neopian and saw the adorable dog-like creature that was a Poogle.