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Tales From Number Five: Legend of the Ghostkersword - The End

Lord Darigan sensed it. The Ghostkersword. Long ago, when he was young, it had nearly destroyed him.

by rider_galbatorix
The Tragic Tales that Inspired Recent Paint Colors

Ever since their owner had adopted Anna, Peter just didn't know if he fit in with this family anymore.

by jlp2q
Purple Flowers and Drums

To color that blank slate inside me, I watch everything that goes on at my little corner of Neopia.

by sarlizkat114
The Birthday Surprise

"It's my birthday!" I cried gleefully. I sprang out of bed, stuffed my feet into my slippers, and raced downstairs.

by natverdi
Greatest Business Deal Ever in Neopia

The true story behind Fyora's Hidden Tower.

by hollyc39
Installation

"Good. 201, I am going to trial the happiness program. Prepare for installation."

by thorndove
Sophie versus The Next Generation

One of his key strategies was to bend the truth to however he saw fit. It had worked for quite a while, but then Mr. Peterson had made the mistake of messing with Sophie the Swamp Witch.

by a_greenparrot
Bringer of Night: An Unwitting Accomplice

Callum, a desert Ruki, was stumbling through the night in the hopes of finding shelter when suddenly, a howl ripped through the desert air...

by icy_catalyst
Robotic by the Lab Ray

The mad scientist positioned his ray, and Kira closed her eyes.

Zzzzzzzzap!

by sapphirekira

The Tale of Galgarrath

The sky was considered a privilege...

by pandora
Never Buy Cheap Pants

They were really a bargain - an over-bargain, practically free. The saleslady rang them up to a mere 6 neopoints - how fabulous, right?

by extralizzay
 
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Habitarium Feng Shui



Feng Shui is the ancient Shenkuu art of arrangement to create harmony in your environment. When applied to Habitarium arrangement, Feng Shui focuses on the placement of buildings and decorative objects to achieve a Habitarium which is both aesthetically pleasing and gives greater control over the behavior of your P3s. When not following the principles of artistic arrangement, improperly-placed buildings and decorations will disrupt the movement of your P3s, limit access to harvestable resources, make it more...



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Before the Tale: Part Five
"According to this, we should pass a sign that says 'Please keep off the Meepits', and after that we need to head into the thickest part of the Woods and get lost. Then we should hit Sophie's Shack while trying to get back to the main path..."

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The Hard Life: Tales of a Lab Rat - Part Three
So, as the Chocolate Blumaroo had promised, once a month Gary was taken to that lab ray to be transformed over and over.

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Kiochi - Neoschool
Why Neoschool doesn't exist...

by chibino

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Accidental Flukes: The Wise Old King
I'm waaaay older than you, kiddo.

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