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Tales From Number Five: Legend of the Ghostkersword - The End

Lord Darigan sensed it. The Ghostkersword. Long ago, when he was young, it had nearly destroyed him.

by rider_galbatorix
The Tragic Tales that Inspired Recent Paint Colors

Ever since their owner had adopted Anna, Peter just didn't know if he fit in with this family anymore.

by jlp2q
Purple Flowers and Drums

To color that blank slate inside me, I watch everything that goes on at my little corner of Neopia.

by sarlizkat114
The Birthday Surprise

"It's my birthday!" I cried gleefully. I sprang out of bed, stuffed my feet into my slippers, and raced downstairs.

by natverdi
Greatest Business Deal Ever in Neopia

The true story behind Fyora's Hidden Tower.

by hollyc39
Installation

"Good. 201, I am going to trial the happiness program. Prepare for installation."

by thorndove
Sophie versus The Next Generation

One of his key strategies was to bend the truth to however he saw fit. It had worked for quite a while, but then Mr. Peterson had made the mistake of messing with Sophie the Swamp Witch.

by a_greenparrot
Bringer of Night: An Unwitting Accomplice

Callum, a desert Ruki, was stumbling through the night in the hopes of finding shelter when suddenly, a howl ripped through the desert air...

by icy_catalyst
Robotic by the Lab Ray

The mad scientist positioned his ray, and Kira closed her eyes.

Zzzzzzzzap!

by sapphirekira

The Tale of Galgarrath

The sky was considered a privilege...

by pandora
Never Buy Cheap Pants

They were really a bargain - an over-bargain, practically free. The saleslady rang them up to a mere 6 neopoints - how fabulous, right?

by extralizzay
 
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"Never Buy Cheap Pants" by extralizzay
They were really a bargain - an over-bargain, practically free. The saleslady rang them up to a mere 6 neopoints - how fabulous, right? I was excited beyond belief and wore them that fateful school day like I had so determinedly planned at the checkout. The first clue about the massive hole that had mysteriously been torn in the pants...




Other Stories


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When Primary Colors Aren't Enough
A Neopian's Guide to the struggles of finding and buying a paint brush.

by smartgirl212

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A Guide: Which avatar should I use?
Not having just the right avatar can pose an actual problem while you are formulating your posts...

by muslim

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Oh No, Not Again...: Part One
Quitting your job without any idea where you're going to work afterward is really stupid.

by fuzzymonkey31

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The Hard Life: Tales of a Lab Rat - Part Three
So, as the Chocolate Blumaroo had promised, once a month Gary was taken to that lab ray to be transformed over and over.

by 13snip3r7

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Awesometastic!
Them Guhnorbus are fluffeh.

by jarm9

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(mini) Cloak and Dagger
Featuring Rowan the morkou, Ronnette the juma, Crystal the kepru and Rory the (annoying) gruslen

by laser_fire



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