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 |  | Tales From Number Five: Legend of the Ghostkersword - The EndLord Darigan sensed it. The Ghostkersword. Long ago, when he was young, it had nearly destroyed him. 
 by rider_galbatorix
 |  |  | The Tragic Tales that Inspired Recent Paint ColorsEver since their owner had adopted Anna, Peter just didn't know if he fit in with this family anymore. 
 by jlp2q
 |  |  | Purple Flowers and DrumsTo color that blank slate inside me, I watch everything that goes on at my little corner of Neopia. 
 by sarlizkat114
 |  |  | The Birthday Surprise"It's my birthday!" I cried gleefully. I sprang out of bed, stuffed my feet into my slippers, and raced downstairs. 
 by natverdi
 |  |  | Greatest Business Deal Ever in NeopiaThe true story behind Fyora's Hidden Tower. 
 by hollyc39
 |  |  | Installation"Good. 201, I am going to trial the happiness program. Prepare for installation." 
 by thorndove
 |  |  | Sophie versus The Next GenerationOne of his key strategies was to bend the truth to however he saw fit. It had worked for quite a while, but then Mr. Peterson had made the mistake of messing with Sophie the Swamp Witch. 
 by a_greenparrot
 |  |  | Bringer of Night: An Unwitting AccompliceCallum, a desert Ruki, was stumbling through the night in the hopes of finding shelter when suddenly, a howl ripped through the desert air... 
 by icy_catalyst
 |  |  | Robotic by the Lab RayThe mad scientist positioned his ray, and Kira closed her eyes. Zzzzzzzzap!
 by sapphirekira
 |  |  | The Tale of GalgarrathThe sky was considered a privilege... 
 by pandora
 |  |  | Never Buy Cheap PantsThey were really a bargain - an over-bargain, practically free. The saleslady rang them up to a mere 6 neopoints - how fabulous, right? 
 by extralizzay
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 Headlines"Never Buy Cheap Pants" by extralizzay
 They were really a bargain - an over-bargain, practically free. The saleslady rang them up to a mere 6 neopoints - how fabulous, right? I was excited beyond belief and wore them that fateful school day like I had so determinedly planned at the checkout. The first clue about the massive hole that had mysteriously been torn in the pants...
 
 
 
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