|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 483 | 25th day of Awakening, Y13
|Tales From Number Five: Legend of the Ghostkersword - The EndLord Darigan sensed it. The Ghostkersword. Long ago, when he was young, it had nearly destroyed him.|
|The Tragic Tales that Inspired Recent Paint ColorsEver since their owner had adopted Anna, Peter just didn't know if he fit in with this family anymore.|
|Purple Flowers and DrumsTo color that blank slate inside me, I watch everything that goes on at my little corner of Neopia. |
|The Birthday Surprise"It's my birthday!" I cried gleefully. I sprang out of bed, stuffed my feet into my slippers, and raced downstairs.|
|Greatest Business Deal Ever in NeopiaThe true story behind Fyora's Hidden Tower.|
|Installation"Good. 201, I am going to trial the happiness program. Prepare for installation."|
|Sophie versus The Next GenerationOne of his key strategies was to bend the truth to however he saw fit. It had worked for quite a while, but then Mr. Peterson had made the mistake of messing with Sophie the Swamp Witch. |
|Bringer of Night: An Unwitting AccompliceCallum, a desert Ruki, was stumbling through the night in the hopes of finding shelter when suddenly, a howl ripped through the desert air...|
|Robotic by the Lab RayThe mad scientist positioned his ray, and Kira closed her eyes.
|The Tale of GalgarrathThe sky was considered a privilege...|
|Never Buy Cheap PantsThey were really a bargain - an over-bargain, practically free. The saleslady rang them up to a mere 6 neopoints - how fabulous, right? |
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"Never Buy Cheap Pants" by extralizzay
They were really a bargain - an over-bargain, practically free. The saleslady rang them up to a mere 6 neopoints - how fabulous, right? I was excited beyond belief and wore them that fateful school day like I had so determinedly planned at the checkout. The first clue about the massive hole that had mysteriously been torn in the pants...
|Feng Shui for Habitariums|
When applied to Habitarium arrangement, Feng Shui focuses on the placement of buildings and decorative objects to achieve a Habitarium which is both aesthetically pleasing and gives greater control over the behavior of your P3s.
|Before the Tale: Part Five|
"According to this, we should pass a sign that says 'Please keep off the Meepits', and after that we need to head into the thickest part of the Woods and get lost. Then we should hit Sophie's Shack while trying to get back to the main path..."
|The Remnant: Part One|
"Lockwood was very brilliant - and very witty - and very handsome - and very arrogant and very cold. Cold above all else. I would not wish upon you any quality of his, any more than I would wish his fate upon you."