|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 483 | 25th day of Awakening, Y13
|Scarlet Shadow: Secrets and Reunions - Part ThreeThe Unis landed on the shifting sands outside the city. There was no welcome party save for Princess Amira’s personal guard. They led Crystal and Jeran to the palace and brought them to the throne room.|
|Bottled Beauty: Part Six"Wow," she said breathlessly, fingering a tress of my dark hair. "Your daughter," she told my mother, "is absolutely stunning."|
|Before the Tale: Part Five"According to this, we should pass a sign that says 'Please keep off the Meepits', and after that we need to head into the thickest part of the Woods and get lost. Then we should hit Sophie's Shack while trying to get back to the main path..."|
|Lady Sandstorm: Part FourNabile twisted a strand of hair anxiously as Jazan said, "She was a Fire Faerie gone bad. She’s the reason the Lost Desert is a desert."|
|The Snow Princess: A Terror Mountain Tale - Part TwoAt this awkward meeting they both could not help but laugh, and both the prince and princess felt it had been so long since they had reason to truly smile.|
|The Hard Life: Tales of a Lab Rat - Part ThreeSo, as the Chocolate Blumaroo had promised, once a month Gary was taken to that lab ray to be transformed over and over.|
|On His Majesty's Secret Service: Part Three"From what I've been able to find with magical surveillance, Vex normally takes a nap at seven," Quentin revealed.
"Which leaves us an hour to get Agent Dunlop out of the cells before Lord Von Stratus's party is due to leave the Citadel," Fredrick added.
|Six Names, Six Lives, Six Owners, One Terrible Tale: Part Four"My two pets back home can't wait for their new brother or sister, but now I may come home empty handed simply because I couldn't decide."|
|The Chocolate Cake: Part Two"Who would choose a healthy vegetarian not-allowed-chocolate Quiggle like me over a funny, smart, awesome chef like you? Really, Brianna, really?"|
|Neopian Nursery School: Part TwoThat night at supper, school was all my kids could talk about.|
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