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From the Rose

Ciona was well known as the partygoer of their team, having attended gatherings held by Neopians from every corner of the planet. Naturally, she would be present at Prytariel's Valentine’s Day bash.

by chocolate_lover67
A Very Special Friendship

"I was playing guard," I replied. "I want to be a guard when I grow up."

"Cool," he said honestly. "Can I be a thief?"

by acorna12

A Sibling Story

New siblings come with new challenges.

by chestnuttiger787
The Present

It all started one day in Neoschool before gym class.

by xxviolet665588xx
Land Out of Reach

Penepiko didn't like going on shore. There was something about having to drag oneself across the ground like a crippled Slorg that was demeaning and embarrassing.

by judithtov
Tales From Number Five: Legend of the Ghostkersword - The Beginning

Number Five has seen so many things in his long existence, aside from Jelly World. While he may not usually indulge in them, sometimes, he shares one of these stories...

by rider_galbatorix
Weeto's Valentine's Day Surprise

Weeto was very much the silent member of the family. His sister and brothers were inside the Neohome, playing a game of cards, but Weeto chose to remain outside...

by alt1981black
Jhudora's Card

Today's date had been crossed out in crimson ink that stood out like fresh blood, but she knew what lay behind those markings. It was that accursed day again - Valentine's Day.

by tj_wagner
Hello Valentine

He weighed his options carefully: Walk twice as far around the farms, or just cut through the fields?

His choice was instantly clear.

by micrody

The Letter

Taking a deep breath, she dropped the letter in the mailbox. Now all she could do was wait for an answer.

by rat_spirit
Nothing Sweeter on Valentine's Day

My eyes widened as I read the flyer. My mouth started watering at the thought that I could be painted chocolate!

by amysmother_8
A Slightly Spooky Valentine's

Her bad mood immediately disappeared with the sight of the sparkling ring.

"Oh, wow!" Chalia breathed. "Can I see?"

by azuresky637

The Valentine

That's why you should always check to make sure the address is right.

by sheik_30999
The Valentine Zombie

Nothing fazed the little Usuki Usul much. Doe grew up in the Haunted Woods...

by fairy_dust01
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Adopt a Grundo!

One of the most commonly abandoned (and rarely adopted) species is the Grundo, Neopia's huggably puppy-eyed friend from outer space. Why these little fellows are so often left in the lurch is not certain. Part of it might be that new players create them at the Virtupets Space Station thinking they have found a rare pet and discover later what a very common and (sadly) unpopular species they are. Other players might find the ability to create them in purple, brown, and white, colors not normally available at a pet's creation, to be a novelty whose charm later wears off. Whatever the case, I wish to discuss the other side of the coin: adopting a Grundo from the pound...

Other Stories


How Not To Impress Your Valentine
If you want to make it out of the day alive, read the following tips. Follow them to the letter. If successful, you'll be kissing that valentine goodbye! No pun intended.

by kateee366


Top 10 Valentines Day Gift Ideas
I hope you have a memorable Valentines day! Love from Rachel (me) and my pets.

by rachxface


Bottled Beauty: Part Four
"This," said Milo, shaking his head slightly in disbelief, "is incredible."

by vanessa1357924680


The Fall of Faerieland: Part Three
"You... You're the beasts that ruined my home!" Finna cried. "You crushed our fields, our village, our groves, perhaps even a few of our own people! You did this!"

by thediractor


BROS 4 LYFE (Valentine's day edition)
Wanna be my valentine?

Also by dangercrow

by chagrins


That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: ILU2
Let us be loving, for truffles.

Written by deblob5521

by pikemaster1

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