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Living in New Faerieland

So what, exactly, is there to do in this new Faerieland? What is it like to live there?

by ennaxor60
Interview With the Snowager

I'm Puregaze, the faerie Scorchio, and I'm here in the Ice Caves with the infamous Snowager. He has agreed to an interview that will hopefully not involve me and lunch.

by basiliskglare
Top Ten Gifts List Countdown

Seeking a gift for a very special person or a great Neofriend and can't make up your mind as to what to buy? Worry no more!

Also by golden_power3

by amalia_x

Neopoints Without Flash

Do you have a slow and laggy computer? Do you have problems playing flash games on your computer?

by lil_princess_of_evil
Neopia's Satellite: What Is It?

Most Neopians should be familiar with the strange white and lime-green satellite that orbits Neopia.

by _toffey_
Tales in Neopia; What Makes a Good Plot

How come people always talk about the Lost Desert plot or Tale of Woe like they are some shining beacons of purity in the Neopian skies?

by kieronstoff
How to Impress Your Valentine (For Free!)

Don't buy something generic and tacky just because it's heart-shaped.

by fancifully
6 Tips for Making Valentine's Day a Success

Are you stressed out about how to make Valentine's Day special for all of the people you have compiled on your neofriends list?

by gloomyparadise
Top Ten Valentine's Day Gifts That Give Back!

What's that, you say? You don't have a Valentine? Thankfully, on Neopets, that sort of thing is totally taken out of the equation.

by saro_the_legendaerie
Top 10 Valentines Day Gift Ideas

I hope you have a memorable Valentines day! Love from Rachel (me) and my pets.

by rachxface
How Not To Impress Your Valentine

If you want to make it out of the day alive, read the following tips. Follow them to the letter. If successful, you'll be kissing that valentine goodbye! No pun intended.

by kateee366
Five Reasons to Adopt a Grundo this Valentine's Day

No other species comes close to having so many abandoned members.

by newenglandquizzer
Gifts for Valentine's Day

With Valentine's Day just around the corner on February 14th, the shops of Neopia are filling with eager customers looking to buy that perfect gift for the special people in their life.

by xoxkar
Grey Valentine's Day

Grey pets are probably the most difficult type of pet to get gifts for...

by bowieisinspace
 
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"The Valentine Zombie" by fairy_dust01
Doemennica skipped through puddles of dank brown water, her impossibly long green and purple locks whipping out behind her. "Come on, Winslow," she giggled, "Mum's baking cookies, chocolate chip and cinnamon, my favourite!" Winslow, her ever faithful mutant Bearog harrumphed impatiently, trying to sidestep the worst of the puddles. Doe stopped mid skip, something having caught her eye. Pausing for a...




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Nothing Sweeter on Valentine's Day
My eyes widened as I read the flyer. My mouth started watering at the thought that I could be painted chocolate!

by amysmother_8

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The Valentine Zombie
Nothing fazed the little Usuki Usul much. Doe grew up in the Haunted Woods...

by fairy_dust01

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The Hard Life: Tales of a Lab Rat - Part One
Gary the Grarrl once had a happy life.

by 13snip3r7

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Scarlet Shadow: Secrets and Reunions - Part One
The Lady Cios stood silently. She bowed in greeting. "Lord Kanrik," she began, "I do hope your trip was uneventful?"

by kathleen_kate

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Happy... Valentine's Day
time to send your love letter :3

by chak_chak

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Boulder Box
Fungus problem

by snackbox



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