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||Issue: 481 | 11th day of Awakening, Y13
|Living in New Faerieland So what, exactly, is there to do in this new Faerieland? What is it like to live there? |
|Interview With the SnowagerI'm Puregaze, the faerie Scorchio, and I'm here in the Ice Caves with the infamous Snowager. He has agreed to an interview that will hopefully not involve me and lunch. |
|Top Ten Gifts List CountdownSeeking a gift for a very special person or a great Neofriend and can't make up your mind as to what to buy? Worry no more!
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|Neopoints Without FlashDo you have a slow and laggy computer? Do you have problems playing flash games on your computer? |
|Neopia's Satellite: What Is It?Most Neopians should be familiar with the strange white and lime-green satellite that orbits Neopia.|
|Tales in Neopia; What Makes a Good PlotHow come people always talk about the Lost Desert plot or Tale of Woe like they are some shining beacons of purity in the Neopian skies?|
|How to Impress Your Valentine (For Free!) Don't buy something generic and tacky just because it's heart-shaped.|
|6 Tips for Making Valentine's Day a Success Are you stressed out about how to make Valentine's Day special for all of the people you have compiled on your neofriends list?|
|Top Ten Valentine's Day Gifts That Give Back!What's that, you say? You don't have a Valentine? Thankfully, on Neopets, that sort of thing is totally taken out of the equation.|
|Top 10 Valentines Day Gift IdeasI hope you have a memorable Valentines day! Love from Rachel (me) and my pets.|
|How Not To Impress Your ValentineIf you want to make it out of the day alive, read the following tips. Follow them to the letter. If successful, you'll be kissing that valentine goodbye! No pun intended.|
|Five Reasons to Adopt a Grundo this Valentine's DayNo other species comes close to having so many abandoned members. |
|Gifts for Valentine's DayWith Valentine's Day just around the corner on February 14th, the shops of Neopia are filling with eager customers looking to buy that perfect gift for the special people in their life. |
|Grey Valentine's DayGrey pets are probably the most difficult type of pet to get gifts for...|
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"Land Out of Reach" by judithtov
"Sure," said Penepiko, "as long as it's not that levitation spell. I've tried it so many times over the past five years I'm sick of it." The spell itself was quite elegant and easy to cast; it was the product of hundreds of generations of Peophins casting and perfecting the enchantment. What irritated Penepiko most was how her rump would float in the air for a few seconds before crashing back into the sand. No matter how hard she tried, she could never...
Today's date had been crossed out in crimson ink that stood out like fresh blood, but she knew what lay behind those markings. It was that accursed day again - Valentine's Day.