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Princess, Daughter, Flutist

Even from a distance, he could see how the princess's fingers moved almost effortlessly across the flute...

by precious_katuch14
Table for One

Elisha looked at the empty seat next to Sendrii. "Are you waiting for someone?" she asked.

by maltese51191
The Witchern's Egg

To break up the fight, Kimadollus stepped in. "We're close to my third great uncle's place. We could visit him. He tells the greatest stories."

by happiness_express
Perfect Lives and Little Sisters

"Yay!" my owner squealed. "Ten million neopoints! I'm going to get a Draik Egg!"

by littlemouse_rbd
The Stream Always Wins

"Ha-ha! I beat you again, Ramamoth!" Gary crowed. The little faerie Shoyru looked up at the Grarrl from where she was sprawled in the dirt. It was the sixth time that lesson he had beaten her.

by dark_rose_15
The Street Warf

"Aeyana, I'm not jealous! I'd never be jealous of your bratty attitude or your stupid Kad either!" growled Madeleine...

by xxxmagiabellexxx
Introducing Vani, the Baby Pet

She was larger than her Wocky sister now. It was proof that she was no longer painted Baby. Then she scowled as she suddenly remembered who made her that way in the first place.

Boochi.

by akitera

A Pirate's Life For Me... Or Is It?

*WHACK*! A ruler came slamming down on a wooden school desk, and the sleepy Gnorbu leaped from his seat in alarm.

Also written by __horses_forever__

by neckties

Wings

All Buzz must earn their wings through bravery.

by lobstrosities
Learning About Life

Kivier couldn't wait to run around and enjoy life. It was a crisp spring morning outside of their Meridell residence.

by chirigami
Of Meercas and Neggs

One poor Happy Negg found himself situated in between two red ones. The red Neggs taunted him incessantly – they found the chances of the Meerca saving him equal to the chances of Sloth finally gaining world domination.

by crazy_holly_ii
 
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In Defence of Grundos



Grundos may be the most misunderstood and disliked of all the species in Neopia and I for one think this is a great injustice. There are currently over 7 million Grundos in Neopia, making them the 11th most popular pet, but if this is true then why are there so many Grundos being abandoned in the pound? I‘m hoping that I can shed some light on this situation and hopefully sway some of you readers to come round to a pro-Grundo way of thinking!



Other Stories


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Neggs and the Wonderful Things They Do
They're relatively round in shape. They're occasionally edible. They tend to alter your Neopet in one way or another. They taunt you in Meerca Chase. That's right, you guessed it correctly: They're neggs.

Also by windatmyback

by danceswithpampers


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Easter Negg Hunt - Easter Cybunny Style
The Top 10 countdown to where you should hide your neggs from the Easter Cybunny himself.

by jasminepavin

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Outsider Within: Face of Evil - Part Nine
"It is a sad thing to be betrayed by someone you liked very much."

by tashni

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Secrets in Shenkuu: Part Two
Solara skilfully scaled the wall outside her window. She had had years of practice finding holds. In no time she was on the ground...

by a_greenparrot

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Huuungryyy...
*drool*

by misshamsterlover

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At The Wishing Well
Meow?

by azurelightning



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