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Princess, Daughter, Flutist

Even from a distance, he could see how the princess's fingers moved almost effortlessly across the flute...

by precious_katuch14
Table for One

Elisha looked at the empty seat next to Sendrii. "Are you waiting for someone?" she asked.

by maltese51191
The Witchern's Egg

To break up the fight, Kimadollus stepped in. "We're close to my third great uncle's place. We could visit him. He tells the greatest stories."

by happiness_express
Perfect Lives and Little Sisters

"Yay!" my owner squealed. "Ten million neopoints! I'm going to get a Draik Egg!"

by littlemouse_rbd
The Stream Always Wins

"Ha-ha! I beat you again, Ramamoth!" Gary crowed. The little faerie Shoyru looked up at the Grarrl from where she was sprawled in the dirt. It was the sixth time that lesson he had beaten her.

by dark_rose_15
The Street Warf

"Aeyana, I'm not jealous! I'd never be jealous of your bratty attitude or your stupid Kad either!" growled Madeleine...

by xxxmagiabellexxx
Introducing Vani, the Baby Pet

She was larger than her Wocky sister now. It was proof that she was no longer painted Baby. Then she scowled as she suddenly remembered who made her that way in the first place.

Boochi.

by akitera

A Pirate's Life For Me... Or Is It?

*WHACK*! A ruler came slamming down on a wooden school desk, and the sleepy Gnorbu leaped from his seat in alarm.

Also written by __horses_forever__

by neckties

Wings

All Buzz must earn their wings through bravery.

by lobstrosities
Learning About Life

Kivier couldn't wait to run around and enjoy life. It was a crisp spring morning outside of their Meridell residence.

by chirigami
Of Meercas and Neggs

One poor Happy Negg found himself situated in between two red ones. The red Neggs taunted him incessantly โ€“ they found the chances of the Meerca saving him equal to the chances of Sloth finally gaining world domination.

by crazy_holly_ii
 
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Scoring Goals to Feed Florg
Tired of playing Feed Florg over and over again, just to get that avatar that is only a few short points away? Or want to make the high score table, but keep missing by just a point?

by rawrlovesjaime

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Advanced Key Questing: 1+1=3?!
Now for the exciting part, which I hardly ever see anyone use โ€“ using powerups TOGETHER!!

by musicoftheflute

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A Star-Spattered Sky: Part Eight
"There's been word that Fyora is looking for a certain, small air faerie that got separated from her mother."

by buds_and_authors

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Yanked Yooyus - Part Six
Snakes are no problem. Tight spaces aren't an issue. Flying is actually fun. But there's something about invisible Neopians that gives me the creeps.

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Undignified
Looks like the shoe is on the other foot...

by lolzana

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Dangers of Negghunting
A Cybunny has much to fear... if it is made of chocolate.

by tsundae



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