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The Great Easter Feast

Do you, like many others, notice that after this special day, you have so many Neggs you don't know what to do with them? Then this handy dandy cookery article is perfect for you!

by tanyawebber
Neopia's Kitchen: Recipes from 101 Neggs

Recipes and tips from the hit book 101 Neggs -- guaranteed to spice up any meal!

by fermata
NeoQuest II: A Guide to the Meridell Bosses

The first chapter, Meridell, is pretty straightforward. Especially in the mode I'm talking about; Normal.

by hillyhawk
In the Defence of Grundos

A sympathetic look at the development of the Grundo race throughout Neopia.

by keller_bloom
Scoring Goals to Feed Florg

Tired of playing Feed Florg over and over again, just to get that avatar that is only a few short points away? Or want to make the high score table, but keep missing by just a point?

by rawrlovesjaime
So Many Games, So Little Time... Find Your Best Fit!

If you find yourself struggling earning the amount of neopoints you would like to, or if you just want to play a game you really enjoy, here's a quick guide.

by mercyofthefallen
The Secret of the Giant Omelette

*throws omelettes*

by aliiwa
Neggs and the Wonderful Things They Do

They're relatively round in shape. They're occasionally edible. They tend to alter your Neopet in one way or another. They taunt you in Meerca Chase. That's right, you guessed it correctly: They're neggs.

Also by windatmyback

by danceswithpampers

Easter Negg Hunt

Which Neggs will you choose and where will you hide them?

by iloenchen
Advanced Key Questing: 1+1=3?!

Now for the exciting part, which I hardly ever see anyone use – using powerups TOGETHER!!

by musicoftheflute
Easter Negg Hunt - Easter Cybunny Style

The Top 10 countdown to where you should hide your neggs from the Easter Cybunny himself.

by jasminepavin
 
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In Defence of Grundos



Grundos may be the most misunderstood and disliked of all the species in Neopia and I for one think this is a great injustice. There are currently over 7 million Grundos in Neopia, making them the 11th most popular pet, but if this is true then why are there so many Grundos being abandoned in the pound? I‘m hoping that I can shed some light on this situation and hopefully sway some of you readers to come round to a pro-Grundo way of thinking!



Other Stories


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The Witchern's Egg
To break up the fight, Kimadollus stepped in. "We're close to my third great uncle's place. We could visit him. He tells the greatest stories."

by happiness_express

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Perfect Lives and Little Sisters
"Yay!" my owner squealed. "Ten million neopoints! I'm going to get a Draik Egg!"

by littlemouse_rbd

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The Sorcerer: Part Six
It took her several seconds to realize that two large and threatening figures were now looming over her, and she was rendered quite speechless when she realized that one of them was Lord Darigan himself.

by jokerhahaazzz

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Messenger: Just Another Pirate Tale - Part One
So here we were again. Stuck in an Eyrie cab, flying over an enormous body of water and under a huge, floating cloud.

by hedgehog_queen

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Skalunk
Family time!

by sorrl111

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Completely Smart - Daily Dare
Don't take my slingshot away!

by ms_meepit



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