|The most fantastic thing in the universe!
||Issue: 360 | 19th day of Gathering, Y10
|Apologies and ForgivenessJhudora sipped her tea and looked out of her window. It was storming outside, and dark, purple clouds filled the sky. Swirling, black mists tore up houses and knocked helpless Neopians and Faeries off of Faerieland.|
|The Academy of Fun, Adventure, and World Domination"Never mind!" Apoc yelled. "I'm going to open a training school for pets that want to take over the world! I'll call it 'The Academy of Fun, Adventure and World Domination'!"|
|The Kacheek Club: Science Fair Showdown"Ummm, Mr. Noakes? Will we be able to choose our science fair partners?"|
|Blue Skeith Blues"Some pets don't stay in here long; but others..." He let out a small sigh. "Others never leave."|
|A Quoogle?!A Gullible Yellow Wocky tells everyone in Neopia Central a silly rumor she heard.|
|RedecoratingInstead of burning jealousy for what should have been hers, all Caylis feels now is a sort of pity.|
|Geraptiku's Potential Chocolaty TruthHe was born chocolate, raised chocolate, and didn't plan to stop being chocolate.|
|Trapped!Cassandra was in place, in the middle of the Haunted Woods. It was one of Balthazar's main hunting locations...|
|RememberingHe never sang now, instead choosing to remain as silent as the sand dunes. |
|The Shop Wizard's Vacation"On vacation. Fend for yourselves."|
|So Cold In Faerieland"Third floor," the librarian said. "Aisle eight."|
|Peppermint Latte Poets SocietyThe Peppermint Latte Poets' Society was one of my favourite things in the world. Our club meetings were the highlight of my week.|
|Siyana, the First to Rise"You don't have to listen to her, you know." Dusk turned around to see a light faerie right behind her.|
|The Survivor"I think I'll go for having my fortune told. I want to know what my future holds."|
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Faerie Festival: Lunch
Aaaaaand, welcome to today's episode of "So You Think You Can Cook"! Today's topic: The famous Faerie Festival! Now, every year, the Faeries hold a grand celebration to honor, well, themselves! Rumor has it that they're particularly giving this time of year, so if you meet one, don't be afraid to go say hi! Unless it's a dark Faerie. Then run. Anyway, the Faeries have always blessed Neopets with magical abilities and what-not, but in my opinion, the best gift a Faerie could give me is some delicious Faerie food!
|Background Voices of Neopia: Lord Darigan|
Here's the thing about citadels: nobody goes to citadels. Ever. They're cold, damp, lack any sort of beachfront property, and almost always seem to be inhabited by deposed despots walking around in their bathrobes.
|A House, A Home: Part One|
"There's open space here, which is a lot more than you can say for Neopia Central. Come on! It's a whole new life – a splendid adventure story – four sisters moving to the moon!"
It's really hard to find a new home when owner and pet have different tastes...