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||Issue: 360 | 19th day of Gathering, Y10
|Apologies and ForgivenessJhudora sipped her tea and looked out of her window. It was storming outside, and dark, purple clouds filled the sky. Swirling, black mists tore up houses and knocked helpless Neopians and Faeries off of Faerieland.|
|The Academy of Fun, Adventure, and World Domination"Never mind!" Apoc yelled. "I'm going to open a training school for pets that want to take over the world! I'll call it 'The Academy of Fun, Adventure and World Domination'!"|
|The Kacheek Club: Science Fair Showdown"Ummm, Mr. Noakes? Will we be able to choose our science fair partners?"|
|Blue Skeith Blues"Some pets don't stay in here long; but others..." He let out a small sigh. "Others never leave."|
|A Quoogle?!A Gullible Yellow Wocky tells everyone in Neopia Central a silly rumor she heard.|
|RedecoratingInstead of burning jealousy for what should have been hers, all Caylis feels now is a sort of pity.|
|Geraptiku's Potential Chocolaty TruthHe was born chocolate, raised chocolate, and didn't plan to stop being chocolate.|
|Trapped!Cassandra was in place, in the middle of the Haunted Woods. It was one of Balthazar's main hunting locations...|
|RememberingHe never sang now, instead choosing to remain as silent as the sand dunes. |
|The Shop Wizard's Vacation"On vacation. Fend for yourselves."|
|So Cold In Faerieland"Third floor," the librarian said. "Aisle eight."|
|Peppermint Latte Poets SocietyThe Peppermint Latte Poets' Society was one of my favourite things in the world. Our club meetings were the highlight of my week.|
|Siyana, the First to Rise"You don't have to listen to her, you know." Dusk turned around to see a light faerie right behind her.|
|The Survivor"I think I'll go for having my fortune told. I want to know what my future holds."|
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"A House, A Home" by saphira_27
"Here we are! Crater Valley!" Marielle groaned as she stood up – Nally's weight had caused her legs to fall asleep. Edda stretched – uncomfortable after sitting for three hours. She looked out at their new home, taking a deep breath so she could get enough oxygen in the thinner air. The houses were fairly small and boxy, all either orange or purple, as most things on Kreludor were. The people, as expected, were mostly Grundos, but there was a mix of other species as well. Edda stretched her wings out...
|The Book: Part Two|
Maria had abandoned her home, her job, her entire life, on a whim. Just so she could get another look at the magic book. She scowled at herself for being so impulsive.
|Falling Rain: Part One|
High above this Citadel— his Citadel— General Kass was watching. The new moon had risen. And with it, a new dawn must always follow.