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The Perils of An Only Pet

With only one pet to take care of, single pet owners make sure that their pet is treated like a king or queen.

by 101monica101
Delicious Debating or How To Win Your Argument

Imagine you're on your favourite board, posting happily away when suddenly someone else challenges you. They might say you’re a "n00b" or that your account is too young for you to have a clue about anything.

by quaste
Shenkuu Warrior: The Epic Sensation

In this game, you play as an almost magical, seemingly weightless Gnorbu...

by privateskipper
Background Voices of Neopia: Lord Darigan

Here's the thing about citadels: nobody goes to citadels. Ever. They're cold, damp, lack any sort of beachfront property, and almost always seem to be inhabited by deposed despots walking around in their bathrobes.

by too_kule
Everything You Need to Know About Key Quest!

When it's your turn, there are 2 things you can do. If you have one, you can use a Power Up.

by oxbridge_united
Top Ten Petpetpets

Ah, petpetpets. They are not the oldest things on Neopets, yet they seem to already have found their place...

by reeses_pet
Neopians for Darkness

All right, so maybe I'm exaggerating. Just a little bit, though! Nobody's that nice.

by pdonkeh
Which Faerie Should You Fear?

Answer ten simple questions and find out who would be your faerie nemesis.

by anamya
Chocolate Pwns! (But Some of it Doesn't)

We have taken on the task of eating countless chocolates in order to find the best--and worst--chocolates in Neopia.

Also by princesspinky379

by chocolate_fudge7

A Faerie Festival Day Lunch

In tribute to the Faerie Festival, I've put together some of my favourite Faerieland recipes to make one amazing Faerie luncheon!

by kwake_
 
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Chocolate Pwns!



Chocolate--it's sweet, delicious, and ooey gooey. You can hardly resist it; just looking at a square of chocolate is tantalizing. Or is it? As impossible as it may seem, there ARE some chocolates that might not suit your taste... or anyone's, to be exact. So here's the real question: To eat or not to eat? So the two of us, chocolate_fudge7 (username entirely coincidental) & princesspinky379, have taken on the task of eating countless chocolates in order to find the best--and worst--chocolates in Neopia...



Other Stories


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Peppermint Latte Poets Society
The Peppermint Latte Poets' Society was one of my favourite things in the world. Our club meetings were the highlight of my week.

by neo_star_queen

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Siyana, the First to Rise
"You don't have to listen to her, you know." Dusk turned around to see a light faerie right behind her.

by froggylover911

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A House, A Home: Part One
"There's open space here, which is a lot more than you can say for Neopia Central. Come on! It's a whole new life – a splendid adventure story – four sisters moving to the moon!"

by saphira_27

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Falling Rain: Part One
High above this Citadel— his Citadel— General Kass was watching. The new moon had risen. And with it, a new dawn must always follow.

by mutedsanity

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The Latest NC Mall *cough* Fashion *cough* Item
Soon to be on sale!

by carrotopian

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Revenge is... Coconut!
Features: Cybunny, Coconuts and a very extraordinary Quiggle!

Also by sohichan

by scinnychan




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