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||Issue: 360 | 19th day of Gathering, Y10
|The Perils of An Only PetWith only one pet to take care of, single pet owners make sure that their pet is treated like a king or queen. |
|Delicious Debating or How To Win Your ArgumentImagine you're on your favourite board, posting happily away when suddenly someone else challenges you. They might say you’re a "n00b" or that your account is too young for you to have a clue about anything.|
|Shenkuu Warrior: The Epic SensationIn this game, you play as an almost magical, seemingly weightless Gnorbu...|
|Background Voices of Neopia: Lord DariganHere's the thing about citadels: nobody goes to citadels. Ever. They're cold, damp, lack any sort of beachfront property, and almost always seem to be inhabited by deposed despots walking around in their bathrobes.|
|Everything You Need to Know About Key Quest!When it's your turn, there are 2 things you can do. If you have one, you can use a Power Up. |
|Top Ten PetpetpetsAh, petpetpets. They are not the oldest things on Neopets, yet they seem to already have found their place...|
|Neopians for DarknessAll right, so maybe I'm exaggerating. Just a little bit, though! Nobody's that nice. |
|Which Faerie Should You Fear?Answer ten simple questions and find out who would be your faerie nemesis. |
|Chocolate Pwns! (But Some of it Doesn't)We have taken on the task of eating countless chocolates in order to find the best--and worst--chocolates in Neopia.
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|A Faerie Festival Day LunchIn tribute to the Faerie Festival, I've put together some of my favourite Faerieland recipes to make one amazing Faerie luncheon! |
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"Falling Rain" by mutedsanity
Kass made tick-marks in various places as the blade traced a path along the map of Meridell that only he seemed able to discern. A perfect birds-eye view, as he could see for himself now if he were to lean out his window. Which was not an action worth recommending. Floating high above it all, each modest dwelling and green patchwork of field looked as though he could crush them all under his thumb like insects. Precisely his intent. Where Darigan had lost, Kass would not. Could not. He was strong...
Cassandra was in place, in the middle of the Haunted Woods. It was one of Balthazar's main hunting locations...
|Apologies and Forgiveness|
Jhudora sipped her tea and looked out of her window. It was storming outside, and dark, purple clouds filled the sky. Swirling, black mists tore up houses and knocked helpless Neopians and Faeries off of Faerieland.
|Greatclaw: Part One|
The Draik glanced around him. He turned his head towards the guards riding behind him. "We must hurry. We must get to Brightvale before the sun rises."