|White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*
||Issue: 305 | 17th day of Hiding, Y9
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"Monotonous Madness" by darkside_of_the_moon
"Umm... woohoo?" I replied, trying to sound enthusiastic for Darkside's benefit. She tries so hard to keep me and Staples happy, and I really appreciate it, but... she has a weird idea of fun, you know what I mean?
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I've had a lot of questions about how to be a superhero lately, so I thought I would give all you Neopians some tips. Follow these tips, and you may one day become a great superhero like me...
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The Flask of Rainbow Fountain Water first appeared in Neopia some time ago, right around the time the fishing hole opened...
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