|There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots
||Issue: 305 | 17th day of Hiding, Y9
|Sloth's New PlanGrundos were useless, Sloth thought as he entered the storage room. Boxes were thrown without organization, wherever it was easiest...
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|One Day At A Time8:30 a.m. Check in at the Defender Headquarters. Judge Hog is being his usual surly self...|
|A Lucky Boy"I'm so bored!" wailed Cal, rolling over onto his belly...|
|Evaristus the EnviousEvaristus the Royal Usul sat gloomily in the candlelit drawing room of his Meridell Neohome. It was a warm summer evening...|
|Fighting Kass; The Tale of a TreehouseMy domain, though, did not lie within my cottage, or even within the huge corridors of Brightvale Castle, where my father worked. I spent my entire childhood in what I considered the most magical thing any backyard could have...|
|The UnpaintingThe ghost Koi sighed. He should really know better than to trust his owner...|
|Through Three Eyes"It's nothing," Salba mumbled, sighing and hanging her head low. I could tell something was very wrong. "You don't need to know yet..."|
|Where Neggs Come FromI was very glad to step out of the cold. As the Faerie shut the door behind me, I could see an astounding array of neggs lining the curved walls...|
|Only a BlanketI've learned that not many people go out of their way to buy a Baby Security Blanket, and I had been sitting in there for ages since I randomly appeared in Neopia...|
|Monotonous Madness"Oh my gosh! This is going to be so much fun! Aren't you excited, M.C.?" my owner, Darkside, gushed as we gazed at the infamous Wheel of Monotony...|
|Sal Vs. The Neopian TimesSpeaking of stories, this story I was about to deliver to the Catacombs, was brilliant. I know it sounds egotistical, and Miles will tell you I am, but...|
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You scan the list searching for the perfect job and finally, there it is! All you need to find is four bitten apples and you will get 850 NP. As you reach out to tear the ad off the wall, someone sneaks out from under you and snags it! You take a deep breath and try again...
|Mysteries of Neopia: Revealed|
What lies within this article may be too shocking for some readers to handle. All of those illusions you had about these items will be shattered and replaced with the cold, hard truth...
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|Rainbow Lane: Part One|
The ceremony of my three-monthhood would begin at the hour of twelve p.m. I was born exactly at that time. I would be painted white, supposedly the color of purity in my community. I highly doubt that now...