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So You Want to Be In a Mall

To start malling, you need... yes, right, a shop. And, I must say, a big one. There are two reasons for that. First...

by nikitachi
Mysteries of Neopia: Revealed

What lies within this article may be too shocking for some readers to handle. All of those illusions you had about these items will be shattered and replaced with the cold, hard truth...

Also by propagated

by aidan_hood

Where Did All the Binkies Go?

Maybe your friend has a spare one. She has a darling baby Mynci...

by stnzhndmdn
Nab the Job: A Guide to the Faerie Employment Agency

Helpful hints and tips for every neopet trying to get a job from the FEA...

by x_milkeh_x
A Beginner's Guide to Owning an Edible Pet

Pets are friends, not food!

by kuraimerodi
The Mystery Behind the Meteor

No one knows where this foreign object came from- or at least, no one appears to know...

by electrarules0302
That Fantastic Flask!

The Flask of Rainbow Fountain Water first appeared in Neopia some time ago, right around the time the fishing hole opened...

Also by chivo

by anjie

The Origin of the Smoothie

The legacy started several decades ago during a venture with a Tuskaninny named Wilson Shepard, Captain of the S.S. Neopia. During a routine sea voyage...

by monkeylover45497
Name Me, I'm Yours!

What can a Neopian do when faced with pets whose names don't quite fit? Sadly, the option taken by many is to ignore all but the perfectly-named pets for adoption...

by rainbow_daydreamer
A Hero's Tips for Heroes to Be

I've had a lot of questions about how to be a superhero lately, so I thought I would give all you Neopians some tips. Follow these tips, and you may one day become a great superhero like me...

by elfwick
Dress to Impress

Are you a little confused about dressing up your pet? Do you need some advice on how to complete the perfect outfit? Look no further!

by confiserie
 
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"Monotonous Madness" by darkside_of_the_moon
"Umm... woohoo?" I replied, trying to sound enthusiastic for Darkside's benefit. She tries so hard to keep me and Staples happy, and I really appreciate it, but... she has a weird idea of fun, you know what I mean?




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Sloth's New Plan
Grundos were useless, Sloth thought as he entered the storage room. Boxes were thrown without organization, wherever it was easiest...

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by kittygirl5170


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Monotonous Madness
"Oh my gosh! This is going to be so much fun! Aren't you excited, M.C.?" my owner, Darkside, gushed as we gazed at the infamous Wheel of Monotony...

by darkside_of_the_moon

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The Dark Faeries' Apprentice: Part One
"It may seem like you never betrayed us," hissed us a second Dark Faerie, "but you did... we see it in your eyes. You have chosen your path. You gave in..."

by neo_star_queen

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Pirate Steel: Part Two
Garin snorted. "You heard the little twerp; sounds like she's hated pirates since she was two. No way would she read books about us..."

by quinn9x9

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Neoventures
Should plushie petpets be washed in the laundry?

by guardianpinkneko

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Little Orby
*screech*

by tashni



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