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Short Stories

The Battle Faerie's Quest

Aloria stared quizzically down at the Kacheek. It had been a long time since she had given a quest; Queen Fyora wasn't too happy about the last one...

by scitzofritz47
The Baking Contest

"Thanks Percy, but if you keep eating that fudge, then I will not have anything to enter in the competition..."

by shetlandstar
Evil Death

"Mr. Thade, sir?" the Gelert squeaked. "I have a riddle for you, Mr. Thade."

by dragoncatcher_sammy
The Secret of the Yurbles

It was a cool spring day and I, a young reckless yellow Yurble, was just walking through the forests of Meridell...

by pepper658
The Ups and Downs of Kindness

Keith's owner could barely sustain one Neopet, but Keith couldn't help lowering the shop's prices when his owner's back was turned. It was just the way he was...

by imagiknight
The Power of Water

"Come on, you guys!" she cried, swiveling back towards the open door of the Neohome. "It's a perfect day for a swim at the beach!"

by candykitty
Removing the Moach

"Because I don't want you to. And trust me, pouting doesn't look nearly as cute now that you're a mutant Koi!"

by mystery_island111223
A New Sitting Service

"Don't run away from me; we have to go to the Food Shop! Man, I wish there was a petpet sitting service that didn't charge such a hefty fee."

by falcontwins
Sister, Could You Spare a Care?

I had every right to yell at her. She used that… thing… to turn me into a girl!

by feliscata
The Obsidian Dagger

He slipped down from his perch on a rooftop, and edged down a small alley. He moved from shadow to shadow...

by neesboy
Adee's Tale

"Nothing is better than waking up to ice cream," she thought giddily...

by animegirl42602
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"Removing the Moach" by mystery_island111223
I found Junglecat on the floor playing with his Bearog Licorice. Junglecat was holding a piece of cookie and Licorice's three heads were fighting for it. Relieved that he was staying out of trouble I sat down and opened the latest issue of the Neopian Times...

Other Stories


Light: Where Does It Come From?
Being the wonderful reporter that I am, I have worked out several solutions to this puzzle.

by aerita


What Next? A Nightmare of Petpets, Petpetpets and...
The release of petpetpets is no longer news. But when the first petpet was unveiled, who could have thought that the tiny critter would have an even smaller friend sticking along for the ride?

by kushbi


The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Absent Anubis - Part Six
Sweat beaded on my feathers from the two-mile flight and I exhaled slowly. It was nearing lunchtime and the hottest hours of the day...

by playmobil_is_my_life


The Tale of the Darkest Faerie: Part Two
The path to being a full-fledged dark faerie was long and tough. Few could endure it, and even fewer graduated from the Academy...

by shadowcristal


Evil Feepit #2
The new arrival is taking the book title a bit too literally…

by fmoura_98


Man, I love the winter!

by chokatocherry

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