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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"Now wait just a minute!" I jumped to my own rescue. "I have many fine, glorious qualities, and out of them all, humility is one of my finest!" I don't know why I have to tell her this so often.


Light Source?



Lots of the oddities of Neopia have been explored, but a simple thing we appear to take for granted has been left untouched. I’m talking, of course, about light. Without light we would never be able to see – except for those species of pet with night-vision, of course. Yet a quick trip to the “Explore” page confirms this fact; Neopia has no sun...

Mall Mania



Neopian Malls are spreading, as more and more Neopians become savvy on this subject: HTML. Cool graphics, fun backgrounds, and flashy cursors are just what those mall-owners need and have to grab a Neopian's attention when buying items like food, toys, medicine, books, battle, and grooming supplies. But recent research has shown...

The Cloud Racers


Yes, you know what trails they give off and what they look like and how incredibly fashionable a couple of them are. But where did those faeries ever get their vehicles? Did they make them or buy them? Did they use magic or did they build it themselves? *gasp from audience* I know, it’s very controversial. That’s why I’m here to give you all the details...

Other Stories
"Adee's Tale" by animegirl42602
Adee woke up one fine Neopian day and peered about her bedroom. She soaked in the warmth of her cotton ice cream cone printed blankets and snuggled into her ice cream cone shaped bed. The chocolate colored sheets felt cool to the touch and she let out a sigh...

"The Battle Faerie's Quest" by scitzofritz47
Aloria watched carefully as two Battledome Neopets fought. Brushing a thick strand of hair out of her eyes, Aloria turned away as the battle ended. Many Neopets and their masters or mistresses were filing out of the Battledome, talking endlessly about how terrific that battle was...

"Removing the Moach" by mystery_island111223
I found Junglecat on the floor playing with his Bearog Licorice. Junglecat was holding a piece of cookie and Licorice's three heads were fighting for it. Relieved that he was staying out of trouble I sat down and opened the latest issue of the Neopian Times...


The Labyrinths are Amazing


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Great stories!


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A Very Merry Faerie Pteri
If you were looking for an article on how to make your Faerie Pteri very merry, then look no further...

by blackcairn

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Are You Pulling My Leg?
Read the warning label before you paint your pets...

by liquiddragonn

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Another Comic With A Witty Title
As if one of the two wasn't enough...

by anubisgirl_13

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The Tale of the Darkest Faerie: Part Two
The path to being a full-fledged dark faerie was long and tough. Few could endure it, and even fewer graduated from the Academy...

by shadowcristal

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Almost Normal
Tea parties are the height of sophistication.

by _leraje_



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