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What's in a Name?: Part One

"I'm Cara, by the way, nice to meet you."

"I'm sure it is," Edna replied gruffly. "Personally I've never had the pleasure."

by herdygerdy

Big Big and Little Big: Part One

Ms. Lumberdut swept into Neovia on a chill Sunday evening. She was an austere, frightening Skeith who had worked herself down to a most impressively slim figure. She had her hair wrestled back into a severe schoolmarm's bun, for that's what she was...

by fuzzymonkey31
 
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"Late Again, Rachael?" by peace_love1212
After what seemed like an eternity, the final bell rang. I grabbed my books and went home. The walk seemed a lot longer than usual, maybe because of the rain, the perfect salt and vinegar topping on the mud pie that was today. When I got home, I slumped into the couch with a cold cola in paw. I unzipped my backpack and dumped out the contents. I sorted through an assortment of writing instruments, some...




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"What happened?"

"I can't do my homework!" I sobbed.

"I'll get the tea," she said.

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Word Poker Trophy Tips
So, you're pretty snazzy at Word Poker at this point. You've read all the guides and tips out there and you get 1,000 NP every time. Something eludes you, though...

by turkeynamedlurkey

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Cover Your Cough - 9 Ways of Avoiding the Neoflu
What's that? You have the neoflu? Well, that's going to put a huge damper on things. Too bad you didn't invest the time to learn about Neoflu Prevention.

by lil_princess_of_evil

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Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Happenstance (part 5)
*tugs* Why is the mask stuck?

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Key Quest Commotion
This seems to happen a lot: I get a Boots of Flight power-up 3 spaces away from the quest door, and end up rolling a 2.

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