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||Issue: 520 | 11th day of Storing, Y13
|Starblaze and Blasterfire: Part EightIt was all too clear that the mine's tunnels had been abandoned for lifetimes – there were drippings and scuttlings in the darkness beyond the range of their iridan lamp. Yaxal asked nervously, "Just how stable is the rock?"|
|The Trial of Her Mind: Part Eight"Not to mention the fact that now we can't fight! We might as well just lock ourselves back in the cage!"|
|Cloud Flute: Part FiveThe further they went, the darker it got, until eventually they were swallowed up by the darkness. Lae had good eyes, but they weren't sharp enough to see through the gloom.|
|Visions III: Revealed - Part FiveShe was messing with my mind from the start to get her revenge, he realized, glaring at the Xweetok.|
|A New Line of Work: Part Four"Do you even know what you're doing with those?" she asked as he began to pull the various colored circuitry from the back of the panel.
"Nope," was his blunt reply...
|No Height, No Weight, No Problem: Part SixWe got a new Neomail from Fae today and I thought my cousins would like to know what she wrote so I swam over to their Neohome.|
|Stormclouds Over Meridell: Part FourQuai permitted himself a cold laugh at the thought. Still Skarl denied any involvement in that theft, claiming he recovered the orb from smugglers on his shores.|
|The Co-Worker and the Missing Sister: Part FourRose woke up, startled. She'd had the strangest dream. Her old co-worker and friend Alistair had asked her to help him with a case – only to throw a Slumberberry Potion in her face!|
|A Deal with the Daniels: Part Three"Look at this place," Miri sighed. "It's been ravaged; it will take years to get it back to its former glory."|
|Usuki Singing Stars #10: The BIG Birthday Blow-up - Part Four"Come on, Sparkles! We still have to find the right outfits for the party."|
|The Witch and the Mortog: Part Three"I was always different from the other mirrors. I am special, you see."|
|Beautiful Chaos: Part Two"This is Kayla's," Cedrik said suddenly, picking up his tutor's wand from the table. "I'd recognise it anywhere; she hits me over the head with it about five times a day. She never goes anywhere without it..."|
|Treasure Lost: Part TwoThe Lab was one of Spirit's least favorite places to be. The metallic décor was daunting and there was the distinct smell of hospital, not to mention the shrieks of pets being zapped.|
|Protectors of the Fourth Wall: Part ThreeIt looked okay when just glancing around, but a closer look uncovered a disconcerting featurelessness. They were in what looked to be a poorly drawn comic.|
|The Geraptiku Two: Part TwoGeraptiku sat in front of us after only a few minutes. Sivus entered through the city's gates first, and I went in second. The shadowy city seemed to eat us up.|
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"What is Truly Important" by bluefeatheredwings
Mr. Benjamin did have a routine, which was to buy a scratchcard from the kiosk before making his way to the food stall to buy his meals for the day; after which, he would return back to his home and store. It was a simple routine, but it worked well for him. There was a long line leading up to the Scratchcard Kiosk, but Mr. Benjamin reached the front without much waiting. He smiled...
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