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Breaking News: Part One

"Do you think you could set up another Expellibox conduit in Neopia Central?"

by herdygerdy
Stolen Spotlight: Part One

"Here's to the greatest thief of all time!" a voice called out from inside. "Please give it up for the one, the only, the fantastic Pant Devil!"

by wigglyfish
Vonde and the Mutant Yooyu Conspiracy: Part One

At first, nobody noticed... except for Vonde Cayle, since he was the one who had to score with the cursed things. He was sure of it, the Mutant Yooyus were up to something.

by hellehond
 
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"The Shape-Shifter's End" by purplepeggie
They were all talking excitedly. I figured they were probably the newbies' pets, being zapped for the first time. I recognized the Gelert, now half orange and half purple. "Split," I said, cutting into their conversation. "Not bad for the first time." The Gelert grinned eagerly. "Thanks!" she squeaked. "I was super scared, but it turned out super great, and now I'm super happy! My owner has been saving up for the Lab Ray Map for a super long time..."




Other Stories


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When You're a Bounty Hunter....
...you have to deal with certain things that don't show up on the job description.

by solcana64

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The Sneeze That Turned Me Baby
I gasped, gasped again, and sneezed.

by goodsigns

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Mutants Have Feelings Too
It's just... strange to be here. I mean, to be treated like a normal neopet instead of people pretending I don't exist or gawping at me like I've got three heads or something.

by tiptoeboo

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Managing Mutants
Before your pet downs that nasty concoction, you should find out if you and your neopets could manage a mutant.

by neom_777

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Tchea Slushie Two: How Embarrassing
Wearable Fail

by manga_wolf

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3 Royals plus 1 --- Mutant Event
Don't be scared... they are friendly neopets~~~~

by white_tiger0226



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