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Breaking News: Part One

"Do you think you could set up another Expellibox conduit in Neopia Central?"

by herdygerdy
Stolen Spotlight: Part One

"Here's to the greatest thief of all time!" a voice called out from inside. "Please give it up for the one, the only, the fantastic Pant Devil!"

by wigglyfish
Vonde and the Mutant Yooyu Conspiracy: Part One

At first, nobody noticed... except for Vonde Cayle, since he was the one who had to score with the cursed things. He was sure of it, the Mutant Yooyus were up to something.

by hellehond
 
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The Appeal of Mutations



If a Neopet with two eyes is considered cute, doesn't it seem fitting that a Neopet with three eyes would be even cuter? How about an extra tongue? Flesh that's been scrubbed SO thoroughly clean that it literally fell off the bone? Yes, there is nothing more aesthetically pleasing than Mutant Neopets. What's this? You don't find these wonderful creatures appealing? WHAT?! You believe they're REPULSIVE? Oh dear, it's clear that you've been mislead by the conformist Neopians that are determined to be stuck in the past. You know; red, blue, green and yellow? I have news for you, dear friend, we are now in the present...



Other Stories


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When You're a Bounty Hunter....
...you have to deal with certain things that don't show up on the job description.

by solcana64

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Jayjay the Mutant Quiggle
"Hey, three eyes! You're ugly and you look like a monster!"

by calla25

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Mutants Have Feelings Too
It's just... strange to be here. I mean, to be treated like a normal neopet instead of people pretending I don't exist or gawping at me like I've got three heads or something.

by tiptoeboo

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Appetizing Mutant Recipes
Ah, the delights of Transmogrification...

Also by akari24

by hidden_0_o


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The Cure For Beauty
Happy Early Kyrii Day. c:

by aliexandrie

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Angry
Poor Fei. ):

by zyarah



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