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Breaking News: Part One

"Do you think you could set up another Expellibox conduit in Neopia Central?"

by herdygerdy
Stolen Spotlight: Part One

"Here's to the greatest thief of all time!" a voice called out from inside. "Please give it up for the one, the only, the fantastic Pant Devil!"

by wigglyfish
Vonde and the Mutant Yooyu Conspiracy: Part One

At first, nobody noticed... except for Vonde Cayle, since he was the one who had to score with the cursed things. He was sure of it, the Mutant Yooyus were up to something.

by hellehond
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The Appeal of Mutations

If a Neopet with two eyes is considered cute, doesn't it seem fitting that a Neopet with three eyes would be even cuter? How about an extra tongue? Flesh that's been scrubbed SO thoroughly clean that it literally fell off the bone? Yes, there is nothing more aesthetically pleasing than Mutant Neopets. What's this? You don't find these wonderful creatures appealing? WHAT?! You believe they're REPULSIVE? Oh dear, it's clear that you've been mislead by the conformist Neopians that are determined to be stuck in the past. You know; red, blue, green and yellow? I have news for you, dear friend, we are now in the present...

Other Stories


Hide and Seek
It was an idyllic day in Neovia. Then again, the standards for an "idyllic day" in Neovia may have been slightly different than the standards elsewhere...

by izziemushroom


The Shape-Shifter's End
I staggered off the platform, avoiding the smoke trailing from the still-hot laser ray. I felt different now.

by purplepeggie


Spooky Food - Overrated or Underappreciated?
The question remains, though, is spooky food worth the price?

by lilac_springs


A Complete Guide to Mutant Graveyard of Doom II
A guide to monsters, mazes, and treats.

by crowthorn


Foiled Again
What happened?

Concept by viperlina

by xxkatiexx_07


Recipe for Disaster
How many times have I got to tell you to SMILE when you wait tables?????

by prismfire

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