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Breaking News: Part One

"Do you think you could set up another Expellibox conduit in Neopia Central?"

by herdygerdy
Stolen Spotlight: Part One

"Here's to the greatest thief of all time!" a voice called out from inside. "Please give it up for the one, the only, the fantastic Pant Devil!"

by wigglyfish
Vonde and the Mutant Yooyu Conspiracy: Part One

At first, nobody noticed... except for Vonde Cayle, since he was the one who had to score with the cursed things. He was sure of it, the Mutant Yooyus were up to something.

by hellehond
 
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Magnificent Mutants



Take a moment to picture this: You're strolling down Neopia Central, as casually as any passerby, when the notorious Dr. Sloth appears as if out of nowhere! Alarmed and suspicious, you either shrink back in fear or take a battle stance – but instead of aiming his deadly-looking blaster at you, he takes something out of his pocket and simply hands it to you. You take a wary look at the object, and gasp – it's a Draik Transmogrification Potion! As you accept the highly-prized gift and make a run for it before the dastardly villain can change his mind, you realize that you have a few options as to just what to do with this potion...



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Fortune Cookies
'You will meet a masked stranger who will want your items.'

by redvelvte_cupcake

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When You're a Bounty Hunter....
...you have to deal with certain things that don't show up on the job description.

by solcana64

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Kougras & You
Welcome to my guide to Kougras, the best neopet ever!

by rythiel

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Mutants Have Feelings Too
It's just... strange to be here. I mean, to be treated like a normal neopet instead of people pretending I don't exist or gawping at me like I've got three heads or something.

by tiptoeboo

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The Cure For Beauty
Happy Early Kyrii Day. c:

by aliexandrie

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Backwards
Unforseen issues with the newest color...

by thistledawn



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