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||Issue: 458 | 27th day of Hiding, Y12
|Fortune Cookies'You will meet a masked stranger who will want your items.'|
|Voyage of the River Skippers"This is awesome!" Xilau yelled. The ghost Gelert had his front paws up on the railing; his ears streamed behind him in the breeze. |
|The Sneeze That Turned Me BabyI gasped, gasped again, and sneezed.|
|Perfect HorizonsNo, thank you. I rather like it here. Scenic in a way you can't find in Faerieland, overflowing with star struck tourists. |
|The Story of ZeirnZeirn the Red Kougra was currently curled up on a hammock under a blue blanket, shivering with fear. Every time the lightning struck or the thunder rumbled, he would flinch...|
|From Above the Dull CloudsA rumor is a rumor; preparing for the worst will never help.|
|When You're a Bounty Hunter.......you have to deal with certain things that don't show up on the job description. |
|Hot Chocolate MorningHope glided through the Catacombs in her pale green dress, listening to the darkness. |
|Hide and SeekIt was an idyllic day in Neovia. Then again, the standards for an "idyllic day" in Neovia may have been slightly different than the standards elsewhere...|
|The Shape-Shifter's EndI staggered off the platform, avoiding the smoke trailing from the still-hot laser ray. I felt different now. |
|Jayjay the Mutant Quiggle"Hey, three eyes! You're ugly and you look like a monster!"|
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"The Shape-Shifter's End" by purplepeggie
They were all talking excitedly. I figured they were probably the newbies' pets, being zapped for the first time. I recognized the Gelert, now half orange and half purple. "Split," I said, cutting into their conversation. "Not bad for the first time." The Gelert grinned eagerly. "Thanks!" she squeaked. "I was super scared, but it turned out super great, and now I'm super happy! My owner has been saving up for the Lab Ray Map for a super long time..."
|An Eternity Unbreakable: Part Three|
Xeresa's jaw hung open with disbelief as she shook the container and the glass water easily swayed along. She stuck a paw into the goblet and tried twirling the water around her fingers, but her nails painfully clicked against a hard, cold surface instead.
Also by 777lehuanani
|Stolen Spotlight: Part One|
"Here's to the greatest thief of all time!" a voice called out from inside. "Please give it up for the one, the only, the fantastic Pant Devil!"