|Preparing Neopia for the Meepits
||Issue: 458 | 27th day of Hiding, Y12
|Fortune Cookies'You will meet a masked stranger who will want your items.'|
|Voyage of the River Skippers"This is awesome!" Xilau yelled. The ghost Gelert had his front paws up on the railing; his ears streamed behind him in the breeze. |
|The Sneeze That Turned Me BabyI gasped, gasped again, and sneezed.|
|Perfect HorizonsNo, thank you. I rather like it here. Scenic in a way you can't find in Faerieland, overflowing with star struck tourists. |
|The Story of ZeirnZeirn the Red Kougra was currently curled up on a hammock under a blue blanket, shivering with fear. Every time the lightning struck or the thunder rumbled, he would flinch...|
|From Above the Dull CloudsA rumor is a rumor; preparing for the worst will never help.|
|When You're a Bounty Hunter.......you have to deal with certain things that don't show up on the job description. |
|Hot Chocolate MorningHope glided through the Catacombs in her pale green dress, listening to the darkness. |
|Hide and SeekIt was an idyllic day in Neovia. Then again, the standards for an "idyllic day" in Neovia may have been slightly different than the standards elsewhere...|
|The Shape-Shifter's EndI staggered off the platform, avoiding the smoke trailing from the still-hot laser ray. I felt different now. |
|Jayjay the Mutant Quiggle"Hey, three eyes! You're ugly and you look like a monster!"|
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The Appeal of Mutations
If a Neopet with two eyes is considered cute, doesn't it seem fitting that a Neopet with three eyes would be even cuter? How about an extra tongue? Flesh that's been scrubbed SO thoroughly clean that it literally fell off the bone? Yes, there is nothing more aesthetically pleasing than Mutant Neopets. What's this? You don't find these wonderful creatures appealing? WHAT?! You believe they're REPULSIVE? Oh dear, it's clear that you've been mislead by the conformist Neopians that are determined to be stuck in the past. You know; red, blue, green and yellow? I have news for you, dear friend, we are now in the present...
Before your pet downs that nasty concoction, you should find out if you and your neopets could manage a mutant.
|Mutants Have Feelings Too|
It's just... strange to be here. I mean, to be treated like a normal neopet instead of people pretending I don't exist or gawping at me like I've got three heads or something.