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Fortune Cookies

'You will meet a masked stranger who will want your items.'

by redvelvte_cupcake
Voyage of the River Skippers

"This is awesome!" Xilau yelled. The ghost Gelert had his front paws up on the railing; his ears streamed behind him in the breeze.

by newenglandquizzer
The Sneeze That Turned Me Baby

I gasped, gasped again, and sneezed.

by goodsigns
Perfect Horizons

No, thank you. I rather like it here. Scenic in a way you can't find in Faerieland, overflowing with star struck tourists.

by aurorapearl
The Story of Zeirn

Zeirn the Red Kougra was currently curled up on a hammock under a blue blanket, shivering with fear. Every time the lightning struck or the thunder rumbled, he would flinch...

by rookerooke10
From Above the Dull Clouds

A rumor is a rumor; preparing for the worst will never help.

by tanzanite800
When You're a Bounty Hunter....

...you have to deal with certain things that don't show up on the job description.

by solcana64
Hot Chocolate Morning

Hope glided through the Catacombs in her pale green dress, listening to the darkness.

by reggieman721
Hide and Seek

It was an idyllic day in Neovia. Then again, the standards for an "idyllic day" in Neovia may have been slightly different than the standards elsewhere...

by izziemushroom
The Shape-Shifter's End

I staggered off the platform, avoiding the smoke trailing from the still-hot laser ray. I felt different now.

by purplepeggie
Jayjay the Mutant Quiggle

"Hey, three eyes! You're ugly and you look like a monster!"

by calla25
 
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The Appeal of Mutations



If a Neopet with two eyes is considered cute, doesn't it seem fitting that a Neopet with three eyes would be even cuter? How about an extra tongue? Flesh that's been scrubbed SO thoroughly clean that it literally fell off the bone? Yes, there is nothing more aesthetically pleasing than Mutant Neopets. What's this? You don't find these wonderful creatures appealing? WHAT?! You believe they're REPULSIVE? Oh dear, it's clear that you've been mislead by the conformist Neopians that are determined to be stuck in the past. You know; red, blue, green and yellow? I have news for you, dear friend, we are now in the present...



Other Stories


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Not So Different After All: Mutant Equality!
For approximately a decade, Mutants have lived among us and worked hard to become respectable, responsible Neopets, despite their physical deformities.

by catastrofiend

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Neopian Trend Watch: Back to School
Remember: Basic White Shirt.

by laurapet131

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An Eternity Unbreakable: Part Three
Xeresa's jaw hung open with disbelief as she shook the container and the glass water easily swayed along. She stuck a paw into the goblet and tried twirling the water around her fingers, but her nails painfully clicked against a hard, cold surface instead.

Also by 777lehuanani

by ludmilia


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Fair Faerie Academy: Alumina the Light Faerie - Part Two
I was finishing my English essay on how I would escape being captured and put in a bottle when Rose came in. Already I knew something was wrong.

by queenmelissa93

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Neopian Neophyte - Usukicon
Usuki Paint Brushes can be highly misleading.

by leedom111

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The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 1)
Your shoelace is untied... Wait. You don't even wear shoes. Never mind.

by hubadawaha



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