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Into the Sea: Part One

"At first glance, she appears quite normal. Like a regular little Flotsam, happy with her life. She looks as if she has not a care in the world... Poor thing."

by sytra
In This Together: Part One

"There's nothing to worry about, little sister," he told me, draping his paw around my shoulders. "You've got me. And we're in this together, don't you ever forget that..."

by rainbow_daydreamer
 
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Poking Like a Pro



I am here today to tell you all about the Neopian Olympic Poking Events, how to poke and how to become a champion, so that you may participate in the NOPEs in Y12, which are going to take place in Shenkuu. It will take great skill, determination, and you will have to miss several meals, but hopefully, when you finish reading this article, you will be a poking champion...



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Cheese Rolling
Meridell was too medieval for her taste. What Yokalli really wanted was to play games to earn a Mimbi, but nooooooo. She had to "explore" Meridell and see the culture of the medieval Neopets...

by silverswirl_1996

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My LAST Game of Round Table Poker
"Ready?" asked Nigel of Meridar. The room was silent. The damp from the stone floor penetrated the very air we were breathing...

by merticulous

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100 Excuses Not To Clean Your Room
I'd like to share my best 100 excuses with you, for when YOUR owners yell about your messy rooms...

by petfriendamy

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A - Z of Exquisite and Exotic Drinks
Fine diners of Neopia will tell you that there is nothing more satisfying than a gourmet drink at every meal.

by sparky63428

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Darkest Corner: Dig-dig-digging!
Depressed pets in slow motion at work...

Idea by mzkimmi

by dark_elfa


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Tailspin
Something has happened.

by cannonsmbt



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