|Stand behind yer sheriff
||Issue: 503 | 15th day of Swimming, Y13
|All Just a Little Bit of History Repeating: Part EightThere was nothing else to do for Jennings but wait.|
|Neopia, Year 200 Book II: Earthly Winds - Part NineYorick took a tentative step forward and peered closer at the Air Faerie, who was frozen with utter surprise— literally. Even her cerulean hair, which appeared to have been, in life, a raging sea of curls, looked to have been tamed by the force that had enchanted the rest of her body.|
|Cerena's Song 2: The Amulet's Curse - Part NineRight as I reach for the doorknob, I hear footsteps behind me.
"So, you came back."
|Sailing the Stars: Part SevenNo sooner had they reached the door, however, when it burst open and three huge Mutant Grundos in uniform burst out of it, firing blasters rapidly.|
|Secrets of Shiryoku: The Gift - Part FiveHanso grinned. "I would've told you about it earlier, Brynn, but then that would defeat the purpose of calling it a secret hideout..."|
|Herald of Darkness: Part Five"Punishment?" Chleofa the air faerie called. "Punishment? You had better believe you will receive a punishment, my Queen!"|
|A Lesson Well Learned: Part Four"Give it up, Ursula. It wasn't him. You did your best, though."|
|The King of Diamonds - A Letter: Part Three"Eleanor, you have your task; Captain Trueheart and Princess Safara will return tomorrow morning, and we must have the fake diamonds ready by then."|
|From Mud to Royalty: Part Three"So what are you planning on having the Fountain Faerie paint you?"|
|Hannah, Garin, and the Terribly-Named Treasure: Part Four"Garin had better find that treasure soon and come back ready to take our ship back, because I honestly don't know how much more of this I can take."|
|Messenger: The Trouble With Selkets - Part Three"Do you have a headache?" asked the Elephante. I nodded hesitantly, and she immediately dumped a glob of green goop on my head.|
|Visions: Journey to Shenkuu - Part Two"When, though, and why?" Nil wondered aloud, tossing aside the remainders of the ummagine. Even after fifteen years of random visions, most of them still made hardly any sense.|
|A Darker Shade: Part TwoOne day, I was adopted.|
|A Tale of Two Acaras: Part TwoIt wasn't until he was thrown into the streets when he realized (from a reflection in a puddle) that he was strangely altered. His usual handsome face was now a ruddy yellow—like that of a peasant...|
|Of Potions and Paintbrushes: Part FourDrakovitch sat in the laboratory on the top floor of the mansion. He was diligently tending to a cauldron that was bubbling away on the fire...
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"Kauabunga!" by neozxc20
Everything was absolutely perfect. Honestly! In fact, most of my peers were intrigued with the fact that I had come from such a distant land. For once in my life, I could take a walk with someone without them humming the tune to "Missy Moo!" There was no more name calling, no more moos sent my way. Everything was absolutely perfect. Well—there was just one tiny thing: I was completely bored!
Auctioning family members to buy pastry is generally discouraged.