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||Issue: 419 | 20th day of Storing, Y11
|The Return of Sloth: The Musical! - Part SixSophix: Never fear, my adoring fans!
I'm here to help carry out Sloth's plans.
|The Traitor: Part Eleven"What nonsense!" she cried. |
|There is No Cost to Friendship: Part Nine"Hey," Sam said. She was silent for a moment. "Do you mind if I sit here?"|
|The Greatest Story Never Told: Part Eight"Why would we hand over a time machine to a villain who wants to destroy the worlds? How thick do you think we are?"|
|Brightvale History: The Two Kings - Part Five"If you don't mind my asking, why are you here with Milan instead of with your father?"|
|A Roo-yal Expedition: Part Seven"These documents mean nothing," he said. "They're old. Useless."|
|Inheritance: Part SixMabelle peered through the trees, squinting her eyes as she looked into the darkness.|
|How to Save the World of Insurance in Six Easy Parts: Part Three"I must apologise for Mr. Black," the Krawk said kindly. "He has a tendency to be rather forceful."|
|Fireheart: Part FourA few days after the chandelier fiasco, which Gwen and I called 'the episode,' things had returned to normal in the Palace...|
|Changes and Friendship: Part ThreeThe Aisha wrung her hands uncomfortably. "I've been in the pound four times, for five years in total," she said...|
|Chronicles of the Shadow Princess II - Allies: Part Two"I am no thief," she said quietly.|
|The Sisterhood Of The Travelling Broomsticks: Part Four"Witchlets stick together, and we can't just let the faeries get attacked, as much as we might not like them..."|
|Scarlet Shadow: A Scepter Full of Trouble - Part Two"There won't be a next time if we don’t get out of here now!" Kanrik argued|
|Shadows: Part FourShe had just unearthed a memory that she had intended to be buried for forever...|
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Lab Rats and the Battledome
The lab ray has long been stigmatized as a lazy way to train, but no one can doubt that it helps. Lab ray data varies from study to study but in general a year of labbing is good for adding about 200 hit points and 70 strength stats to your pet, while taking away a handful of defence stats and 10 or 15 levels. The hit points alone will save you anywhere from 1,600,000 neopoints a year in codestones to 15,000,000 NP if you feed Sneggs...
|The Scarabs and the Princess|
When the sun had fully set and she returned to her quarters to sleep, the young princess grabbed her cloak, a backpack with a snack so she wouldn't get hungry, and a thick rope.
|The Perfect Colour|
"Hello!" came a friendly greeting from behind her. Surprised, she turned around. There was no-one there...