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The Magical Rubber Duck: Part One

"How was I supposed to know that the door would slide shut right after we slipped in?" Blaze retorted, clearly irritated.

by 5qua5h5qua5h
Obsession: Part One

'All this desolation in our lands cannot be natural. Something else has been causing this, and all we need do is find it and reverse the effects...'

by d_morton
 
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Lab Rats and the Battledome



The lab ray has long been stigmatized as a lazy way to train, but no one can doubt that it helps. Lab ray data varies from study to study but in general a year of labbing is good for adding about 200 hit points and 70 strength stats to your pet, while taking away a handful of defence stats and 10 or 15 levels. The hit points alone will save you anywhere from 1,600,000 neopoints a year in codestones to 15,000,000 NP if you feed Sneggs...



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