|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 372 | 19th day of Celebrating, Y10
|Telzleh's Quest: Part EightThe figure cackled as the cloak burned away in purple flames. Telzleh looked in horror, seeing the figure in front of her. The cruel, fear-inspiring form of...|
|Samson, the Pirate Lupe: Lost Memories - Part"You are a crewmember of the Mist Hunter! You are therefore this ship's enemy! We have a right to throw you overboard!"|
|A Faerie Tale: War - Part FiveThe door exploded inwards. The troops within the lobby were showered with the splinters of the ancient door, which had stood since the founding of Faerieland.|
|Another Hero's Journey: Decisions - Part Five"Tell Rohane that I miss him dearly, and so does Trestin, and probably the entire kingdom of Meridell," said Melissa...|
|Fyora and Celandra: From Servanthood to Friendship - Part FourCelandra jumped out of bed. She was about to leave the room when Fyora called her back. "Just a minute. You can't just waltz around the castle looking like that."|
|A Quest For Art: Part FourWith no help from either of the Poogles, the door was swinging open on its own! Arca stood back...|
|Messenger: The Journey North - Part Three"Sorry, folks!" said our Eyrie shrilly, swerving to the right and nearly dumping us upside-down. "This is my first ride!"|
|Plushie Island: Part Three"Look!" several plushies shrieked, pointing and causing the makeshift boat to tilt back and forth to the sides. "There's the island!"|
|Xavier's Quest: Part ThreeSarasan surveyed the mound. He'd sorted out ten Ultra Icy Neggs. "Well. Now how do we get them all down?"|
|The Werelupe Hunter: Part Two"Like I said, we don't answer to Werelupe scum," he snapped.|
|The Fallen: Loved - Part ThreeSlowly, Javiod began to trudge up the stairs to his room. He didn't know why he'd taken up the habit of patroling the woods. His Werelupes were long gone.|
|The Maraquan Pet Woes: Part Two"Because I want to live there. I'm sorry, Sheila, but I still want to be Maraquan. You will see me again, I promise."|
|I am Aqua: Part Two"Wasn't that fun? The Pound isn't so bad once you look deeper."|
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"Deck the Halls and See What Happens" by cheshirecoat
All he needed was for Symilon to return with the tree, and then— A shrieking CRASH was heard downstairs. With a childish shriek, Grezande let go of her end of the box, and with the amount of heavy objects in the box, Neigeua went tumbling down the steps backwards before crashing at the foot of the stairs. The box had upturned on him, and as he moved, Grezande screamed, "IT'S THE BOX MONSTER!"
|The Best Gift|
"But wouldn't it be nice if we could go to Terror Mountain for a change this Christmas..."
|Making the Most of a Bad Gift|
It is a fate that many Neopians will have to deal with this festive season. Terrible gifts. There are some key ways to survive and overcome receiving strange or useless items.