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Borovan: The Cure to Those Winter Blahs

Got the "Winter Blahs?" Get Borovan!

by danceswithpampers
Christmas Shopping on a Budget

The thing to remember is that it's not the value of the item that's important, it's the thought that you put into it.

by moonie376
Christmas in the Stars: Holiday Customs on Kreludor

You may think of Kreludor as a remote and alien place. You are correct: it is visited by Alien Aishas, and many of them do control their robots with remotes.

by arula
Feed For the Holidays and Stay on Budget Too!

With Christmas just around the corner, it is easy to stress about what to feed your neopets.

by 12_ilovesoftball_12
Advent Calendar Characters

What does how you use your advent prizes say about you?

by babyazndragon
The Charitable Month

There are plenty of things you can do this time of year to give a little back to the Neopian community.

Also by jrtluver1994

by iluvchocolate_91

The Most Shocking Time of the Year

What's going on? Has Donny booby-trapped his door? Does the Snowager have a secret attack?

by redoakcove
Day of Giving Presents

Remember - gifts are important, choose the right ones!

by tiquandowitch
Christmas Countdown: 25 Memorable Moments from Y10

Join me for 25 — one for each day until Christmas — memorable moments, both major and minor, from Y10. How many do you remember?

by imsleepingbeauty
Seasonal Avatars

Fifteen of the most seasonal, Christmas-y avatars out there! :)

by yampuff
Surviving Hypothermia: A Guide to Ice Cream Machine

The objective of the game is to *avoid* the flying scoops of frozen delight! Now, why should you play a game that involves *avoiding* ice cream? Well, this game is fun, addicting, and with some practice, an easy money earner.

by grapesourhorse
Ultimate Guide to Holiday Gift-giving

That's right, and now comes one of the most difficult choices a friendship will ever face: holiday presents.

Also by hidden_0_o

by akari24

The Advent Calendar: Exposing the Truth

Who is behind this operation? Who has the money to buy the paint brushes? Who has the innovative ability to create two new items a day?

by bball6578
Making the Most of a Bad Gift

It is a fate that many Neopians will have to deal with this festive season. Terrible gifts. There are some key ways to survive and overcome receiving strange or useless items.

by puffalump10
5 Cool Things To Do With Your Christmas Paint Brush

After you stop hyperventilating over this fabulous gift, you may ask yourself, what should I do with it now?

by imneokidd494
 
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Holiday Customs on Kreludor



Eleven months out of the year, Kreludor is a harsh, barren landscape of desolate rock, interrupted only by the occasional garishly-colored geodesic dome. During the month of Giving, it is transformed into a harsh, barren landscape of shiny, shiny tinsel. The Grundos of Kreludor approach Christmas decorations with the same single-minded intensity that they approach strip-mining: If ten strands of tinsel are good, then ten thousand strands are excellent, and ten to the fiftieth power are even better. Each year, all Kreludan industry grinds to a halt as the factories shut down their usual production and start churning out tinsel by the metric ton...



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The Great Day of Giving Mix-up
"Now! Now! This is the time for peace. It is the Month of Celebrating, after all." King Hagan rushed on as the others were now warily eyeing the mad doctor...

Also by monmaximus

by akitera


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A Dung Faerie Christmas
"Well, Mr. Smartie Pants, if there's no Dung Faerie, then where do all the gifts come from at the Meridell Rubbish Dump?"

by mamasimios

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Another Hero's Journey: Decisions - Part Five
"Tell Rohane that I miss him dearly, and so does Trestin, and probably the entire kingdom of Meridell," said Melissa...

by precious_katuch14

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A Certain Kind Of Magic: Part One
I didn't feel anything. No excitement, no love for my characters, just nothing. I sighed and crumpled the paper, tossing it into the bin.

by buds_and_authors

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A Prole Christmas!
Plight and re-gifting of the Proletariat

by cables

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An Abominable Snowball
A short story about an Abominable Snowball and a Gelert.

by icesneasel



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