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||Issue: 324 | 4th day of Sleeping, Y10
|Dusk's Enterprise: Research Inc. - Part Seven"Are you ready to paaaaarrrtttyyy?!" came the rousing yell from the darkness...|
|Neopia, Year 200: The Beginning - Part SixThe Valkaeum member rose, visions of glory in her dark blue eyes. "I thought that I'd only get power from those Water Faeries, but once I have Thyora's Tear..."|
|Tales of Dark Mountain: Moonlight - Part SevenAn idea began to burn into Alex's mind. "Yes, take us to Scorgan!" he cried...|
|Masks and Roses: Part SixThe Wocky was being hyper-vigilant. She no longer trusted anyone. For all she knew, this Shoyru – this Eira – was a traitor, a spy...|
|The Ghost of Meridell: Prelude to War - Part Six"No," Hadassah said in a more relaxed tone. "I have another job for you." Pointing to Krystal, she said, "Take this Lupess downstairs and order her execution..."|
|Beginning of a Legend: Part FiveBloodhook laughed evilly. "I told your mate I'd kill you," he said. He raised his cutlass. "And I always keep me word..."|
|Another Hero's Journey: Dreams - Part TwoIt was probably the letter that stuck out from the pocket of his brown hooded cloak with the insignia of the Crown that gave him such a sense of importance. In fact, Reuben half-expected...|
|The Faerie Dilemma: Part FourNobody could ever replace her in the girl's heart, just like nobody could replace her other neopet, Nolion...|
|A Life Less Interesting: Part Three"Quit? Dear boy, don't talk such nonsense. Why would you want to quit this job? You get to see the world!" Jones laughed, stretching out his arms to somehow indicate the world was apparently the length of his desk...|
|Three Wishes: Part TwoHe didn't notice the tiny stream of smoke that was pouring from the funnel of the lantern...|
|The Young Dr_Death: Part Four"YES! It's our neighbor!" Dr_Death said breathlessly, cutting Drew off. Drew smiled- although Dr_Death hated to part with his petpet friends, he was more touched to see them reunited with their loving owners...|
|Table for Three: Part Two"Um... she gave us a tour of your house. Yours, Salba, not hers, YOURS!"|
|Storm at Sea: Part TwoThe spell had pent up enough energy to keep the storm going for years. Not that they would need that long. Soft-hearted Fyora would see the chaos and do the only thing she could do to save her people – hand over Faerieland...|
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"When I'm All Alone" by dragon_child_
The aroma of chocolate chip pancakes and hot cocoa hit my face like a speeding gormball. Mom rarely served us chocolate pancakes and hot cocoa for breakfast. The only time she ever did was to ease us when she would tell us news that might come to a shock to us, like the time when she was leaving town for a couple of weeks, and was going to put us into the...
|The Wise Whoot|
Very few have actually seen the Whoot, but those who have claim that the Whoot can speak in any language, and all will understand it...
It's six days after Christmas, she thought to herself bitterly. It shouldn't be swimming weather in December!
|Neopets: Year 9|
Year 9 has been a year of major change; we've seen this site do a complete flip-around into a brand new Neopets. And like the Giant Meepit told us many months ago, we were truly unprepared.