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The Comprehensive Guide to Superstition

How can you keep your good luck and rid yourself of the curses you have brought upon you? It's your lucky day. There just so happens to be a guide.

by lytening10
How to Properly Care For Your Lost Desert Pet

Do you really have all you need to care for your Lost Desert Pet? Do you have the right food, neohome supplies, toys, weapons, and petpets?

by nytimes
Faerieland: Only for Those Who Can Fly?

So, is Faerieland just for those who can fly and don't have to worry about plummeting to Neopia at any moment? It must be a huge blow to their tourism industry...

by kartateblackbelt
POWR Failure!

POWR prices are going down down down. I should stop buying it but I can't. Here's an explanation and some theories...

by kittykapow925
Paint Brushes of Neopia

These super cool and rare items (also known as pbs) are just too awesome to ignore.

by nymphadora8
Eyes on the Prize: Guide to Obtaining a Paint Brush

Success CAN be achieved. You just have to know what you're getting into, and use the strategy that's right for you. I'm here to help with that.

by loveofnightfall

An inner tube racer's guide to crossing the finish line first place.

by joyrides
Celebrating the New Year: the Ultimate Resolutions

This guide is here to help you decide, organize, and initiate your resolutions in the New Year!

by ridiculer
Neopian Resolutions for the New Year

A resolution is a promise to yourself.

by jillian3_3
How to Deal with the Post-Christmas Blues

Ending the holiday season can be extremely traumatic for both Neopets and owners if you're not prepared...

by trisshamster
Keeping Your New Year's Resolution

The first (and most important) step is deciding on a goal.

by mookie99
Neo-Year Resolutions

With Year 10 fast approaching, many are trying to come up with resolutions to help them start the New Year fresh.

by merlynshade
A New Year's Look to an Eventful Advent Calendar

A Guide to Neopia's Top 10 Advent Calendar Picks, and Best in Category Awards

by soaringeagle25
Neopets: Year 9

Year 9 has been a year of major change; we've seen this site do a complete flip-around into a brand new Neopets. And like the Giant Meepit told us many months ago, we were truly unprepared.

by k_eatin
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Post-Christmas Blues

It happens every year: at the end of January, your owner comes up to you and says grimly, "We need to talk." You go into the living room and sit down next to the Christmas tree, lovingly caressing the now wilting branches along with your brothers and sisters, who are doing the same thing. Your owner sits down across from you and says, gently, "I know it may be hard for you to understand, but it's time to let go." You start to tremble. No... no, it can't be, your owner surely can't—

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A Nightmare of a Dream
"Well, people that don't belong to the Neopian Academy of Athletic Excellence aren't exactly supposed to sneak around the property without permission..."

by o_apollo_o


Tales of a Pirate Prince: The First Meeting
Most people would call my father a pirate, and rightly so. But he's really nothing like those filthy mongrels you see attacking Neopets left and right for no decent reason...

by appaloosa500


Tales of Dark Mountain: Moonlight - Part Seven
An idea began to burn into Alex's mind. "Yes, take us to Scorgan!" he cried...

by kaylamdal111112


Different: Part One
Two unhatched eggs? This had never happened before! The parents of the one of the eggs stepped forward, touching the egg in grief...

by chocobuckle


Woes #3 - Petpets
Sometimes I wonder why we ever bought a Floud...

by fire_princess433


The Dangers of 'D'
This Petpet is quite scared of loud noises...

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by __lyra152__

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