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Bad (amazing) Quiggle Joke

(face palm)

This is a collab with the user Gromits.

by rowdy420

Your Friendly Guide to Random Avatars: Part 3

I think it's dangerous to swim after having lunch but maybe that's just me.

Also by hatsuomi.

by drabkin

Random Events: The Deserted Tomb

A brave Ogrin enters the Deserted Tomb...

by orlovo
RIP: Dice-A-Roo

Who decides whether you win or not, anyway?

by peanutbuttermilk
Just mutant things vol. 2

Fashion is hard when your body doesn't fit the standard.

by jacquelineramrez
Pampered!? Me? Never!!

Keep them moist...

by hunnybunnie
Don't Judge a Pet by his Paint Job

Seriously tho...

by welikedots
Contrast: Dinner Time

Talk about poor table manners!

by jojomoonless
A new background in the mall...

Some things are just not what they seem.

by littlegirlydude
Scary Tree Scary Tree

So like...

by kaddisti
Ketchup

I'm so sorry blame my dad for this.

by shakespeareghurl
A Pirates Life - Egg Recognition

ARRRRR...

by piratesy
Hauntings

Who knew someone could be that enthusiastic?

by catscats365
The truth about Kaia

Sooo that's how she did it...

Also by georgea12345

by doug_henrique

Random Oddness

Water Pets.

by mistyqee
 
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"Leave Room for the Impossible" by unfogging
Eliss hung the "closed" sign on the shop door, relieved the day was finally over. She was an assistant at the only furniture store in Tyrannia, and had been for as long as she could remember. It was boring, tedious work, but it allowed Ellis and her owner to decorate their Neohome for free, which she wasn't complaining about. She stepped outside the shop into the dry, unwelcoming Tyrannian landscape. Around her were the same bogs and rocks and mud she had seen every day for the last eighteen years. Although she'd never say it out loud, she was tired of all the same. Everybody around her seemed perfectly happy to stay in Tyrannia and live the same lives they'd lived forever. But not her. As she walked home, she passed over a river. She stopped, gazing at her reflection. Even her outer appearance didn't match what was going on outside. Eliss was a candy Aisha. Bright, shiny, and every color of the rainbow, she stuck out like a sore thumb. Her owner, Anna, told her she had chosen her color because, at the time, it was the newest color available, and she just knew Ellis would be "unlike any other Neopet out there." She wasn't far off. Ellis smiled at the thought of her owner, who had always been supportive of what she wanted to do. Her birthday was tomorrow, and she knew what she wanted to ask Anna for.




Other Stories


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Own Kind of Magic
“Icielle, pay attention!” She her mother call from the seats below. “You’re off-key!”

The young Aisha onstage muttered a quick apology, adjusted the grip on her violin, and started the measure again.

by amie_chan08


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The "True" Story of the Vanishing Pound
Sweetie claims she knows the truth about the pound vanishing...do YOU believe her?

by supergirl1057

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The Cooking Pot: A New Discovery
Hey there avid article readers! Last week I was casually searching the Trading Chat Neoboards as usual and came across a board from a user that awakened my adoration for the Cooking Pot and its recipes. This board revealed quite a milestone and the fact of the matter was that a new recipe had been discovered in 2018!

by m0nster_rancher

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My findings on Alien Aishas
One of my favorite things to do in Neopia is spend some time playing Assignment 53. When I gather up a bag full of NP my pet and I will head down to the arcade and spend hours trying to get the high score. (were still working on it). It got me to thinking who were these characters in the game? Were they real Neopians? I decided to do some research on these Aliens and I am going to share with you some of my findings.

by asparagushead

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Leave Room for the Impossible
Eliss hung the "closed" sign on the shop door, relieved the day was finally over. She was an assistant at the only furniture store in Tyrannia, and had been for as long as she could remember. It was boring, tedious work, but it allowed Ellis and her owner to decorate their Neohome for free, which she wasn't complaining about.

by unfogging

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TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Six
TIP SIX: SOME FRIENDS ARE CUCKOO BANANAS!

by downrightdude



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