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Bad (amazing) Quiggle Joke

(face palm)

This is a collab with the user Gromits.

by rowdy420

Your Friendly Guide to Random Avatars: Part 3

I think it's dangerous to swim after having lunch but maybe that's just me.

Also by hatsuomi.

by drabkin

Random Events: The Deserted Tomb

A brave Ogrin enters the Deserted Tomb...

by orlovo
RIP: Dice-A-Roo

Who decides whether you win or not, anyway?

by peanutbuttermilk
Just mutant things vol. 2

Fashion is hard when your body doesn't fit the standard.

by jacquelineramrez
Pampered!? Me? Never!!

Keep them moist...

by hunnybunnie
Don't Judge a Pet by his Paint Job

Seriously tho...

by welikedots
Contrast: Dinner Time

Talk about poor table manners!

by jojomoonless
A new background in the mall...

Some things are just not what they seem.

by littlegirlydude
Scary Tree Scary Tree

So like...

by kaddisti
Ketchup

I'm so sorry blame my dad for this.

by shakespeareghurl
A Pirates Life - Egg Recognition

ARRRRR...

by piratesy
Hauntings

Who knew someone could be that enthusiastic?

by catscats365
The truth about Kaia

Sooo that's how she did it...

Also by georgea12345

by doug_henrique

Random Oddness

Water Pets.

by mistyqee
 
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Quiz: What Cheese Are You?



We all know the drill. You should be pricing your shop stock, cleaning out your inventory, or playing Pyramids to earn that elusive trophy. Instead, you're wasting time reading the Neoboards, browsing articles in the Neopian Times, hanging around the Art Gallery - anything to put off your chores. And then you spot it - the perfect time-waster! It's a quiz called... what cheese are you?! Keep track of your answers by writing down the letters on a piece of paper! 1. Let's start with an introduction, so we can get to know each other. Which of these statements would you say best describes your personality? a. I'm cute and cuddly, and I just want to be loved. b. I hate everyone. I'm deeply evil. c. I'm pretty laid-back, but I have a schedule that I stick to. d. I'm a risk-taker, a real fire-starter! You'd better watch out! e. I'm cool as a cucumber, but I hate cucumber. I'm also very clean.



Other Stories


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A Humble Foot Soldier
This story is meant to show the battle from the perspective of my pet Isabell while in TWR army.

by princessnath_95

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The "True" Story of the Vanishing Pound
Sweetie claims she knows the truth about the pound vanishing...do YOU believe her?

by supergirl1057

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Quiz: What Cheese Are You?
We all know the drill. You should be pricing your shop stock, cleaning out your inventory, or playing Pyramids to earn that elusive trophy. Instead, you're wasting time reading the Neoboards, browsing articles in the Neopian Times, hanging around the Art Gallery - anything to put off your chores. And then you spot it - the perfect time-waster! It's a quiz called... what cheese are you?!

by ohsounicornly

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3 Tips to Get Fit at Home (Without Training!)
Are you tired of the long trek to Krawk or Mystery Island? Sick of waiting hours in line just to be seen by a trainer for one class? Are your pockets empty because of exorbitant codestone prices that only seem to get more expensive? Well in today’s issue of the Neopian Times, we’ve teamed up with some of Neopia’s finest at-home fitness experts in order to show you AND your pets that fitness doesn’t need to cost an arm, leg, and hours of your time!

by gooberandbubs

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Of Silence: Signed and Sealed:Part Two
(Kanrik, 5:21am)

      Alright, if this is some sort of prank, it's not a very funny one.

      You've always been stupidly cryptic, but this is taking things just a bit too far. You can't even write your own signature correctly anymore?

by werelupecookies


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TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Six
TIP SIX: SOME FRIENDS ARE CUCKOO BANANAS!

by downrightdude



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