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	Bad (amazing) Quiggle Joke (face palm) This is a collab with the user Gromits. by rowdy420
	Your Friendly Guide to Random Avatars: Part 3 I think it's dangerous to swim after having lunch but maybe that's just me. Also by hatsuomi. by drabkin
	Random Events: The Deserted Tomb A brave Ogrin enters the Deserted Tomb... by orlovo
	RIP: Dice-A-Roo Who decides whether you win or not, anyway? by peanutbuttermilk
	Just mutant things vol. 2 Fashion is hard when your body doesn't fit the standard. by jacquelineramrez
	Pampered!? Me? Never!! Keep them moist... by hunnybunnie
	Don't Judge a Pet by his Paint Job Seriously tho... by welikedots
	Contrast: Dinner Time Talk about poor table manners! by jojomoonless
	A new background in the mall... Some things are just not what they seem. by littlegirlydude
	Scary Tree Scary Tree So like... by kaddisti
	Ketchup I'm so sorry blame my dad for this. by shakespeareghurl
	A Pirates Life - Egg Recognition ARRRRR... by piratesy
	Hauntings Who knew someone could be that enthusiastic? by catscats365
	The truth about Kaia Sooo that's how she did it... Also by georgea12345 by doug_henrique
	Random Oddness Water Pets. by mistyqee

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Quiz: What Cheese Are You?

We all know the drill. You should be pricing your shop stock, cleaning out your inventory, or playing Pyramids to earn that elusive trophy. Instead, you're wasting time reading the Neoboards, browsing articles in the Neopian Times, hanging around the Art Gallery - anything to put off your chores. And then you spot it - the perfect time-waster! It's a quiz called... what cheese are you?! Keep track of your answers by writing down the letters on a piece of paper! 1. Let's start with an introduction, so we can get to know each other. Which of these statements would you say best describes your personality? a. I'm cute and cuddly, and I just want to be loved. b. I hate everyone. I'm deeply evil. c. I'm pretty laid-back, but I have a schedule that I stick to. d. I'm a risk-taker, a real fire-starter! You'd better watch out! e. I'm cool as a cucumber, but I hate cucumber. I'm also very clean.

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Own Kind of Magic
“Icielle, pay attention!” She her mother call from the seats below. “You’re off-key!”

The young Aisha onstage muttered a quick apology, adjusted the grip on her violin, and started the measure again.

by amie_chan08

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The "True" Story of the Vanishing Pound
Sweetie claims she knows the truth about the pound vanishing...do YOU believe her?

by supergirl1057

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My findings on Alien Aishas
One of my favorite things to do in Neopia is spend some time playing Assignment 53. When I gather up a bag full of NP my pet and I will head down to the arcade and spend hours trying to get the high score. (were still working on it). It got me to thinking who were these characters in the game? Were they real Neopians? I decided to do some research on these Aliens and I am going to share with you some of my findings.

by asparagushead

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The Cooking Pot: A New Discovery
Hey there avid article readers! Last week I was casually searching the Trading Chat Neoboards as usual and came across a board from a user that awakened my adoration for the Cooking Pot and its recipes. This board revealed quite a milestone and the fact of the matter was that a new recipe had been discovered in 2018!

by m0nster_rancher

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Of Silence: Signed and Sealed:Part Two
(Kanrik, 5:21am)

Alright, if this is some sort of prank, it's not a very funny one.

You've always been stupidly cryptic, but this is taking things just a bit too far. You can't even write your own signature correctly anymore?

by werelupecookies

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TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Six
TIP SIX: SOME FRIENDS ARE CUCKOO BANANAS!

by downrightdude

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