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	Bad (amazing) Quiggle Joke (face palm) This is a collab with the user Gromits. by rowdy420
	Your Friendly Guide to Random Avatars: Part 3 I think it's dangerous to swim after having lunch but maybe that's just me. Also by hatsuomi. by drabkin
	Random Events: The Deserted Tomb A brave Ogrin enters the Deserted Tomb... by orlovo
	RIP: Dice-A-Roo Who decides whether you win or not, anyway? by peanutbuttermilk
	Just mutant things vol. 2 Fashion is hard when your body doesn't fit the standard. by jacquelineramrez
	Pampered!? Me? Never!! Keep them moist... by hunnybunnie
	Don't Judge a Pet by his Paint Job Seriously tho... by welikedots
	Contrast: Dinner Time Talk about poor table manners! by jojomoonless
	A new background in the mall... Some things are just not what they seem. by littlegirlydude
	Scary Tree Scary Tree So like... by kaddisti
	Ketchup I'm so sorry blame my dad for this. by shakespeareghurl
	A Pirates Life - Egg Recognition ARRRRR... by piratesy
	Hauntings Who knew someone could be that enthusiastic? by catscats365
	The truth about Kaia Sooo that's how she did it... Also by georgea12345 by doug_henrique
	Random Oddness Water Pets. by mistyqee

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"The "True" Story of the Vanishing Pound" by supergirl1057
As far as Dr. Death and Rose could tell, the entire incident must have been in the works since before the fall of Faerieland. They estimated over five hundred pound pets were involved in the greatest accident anyone could remember in all of the pound’s history. Some called it the worst thing to happen since the conversion, others touted it as the largest practical joke in Neopian history to date. I could go on and on explaining how what happen changed the course of time and made it into the history books. But that wouldn’t answer the real question you’re all wondering, which is how a mild mannered Red Kyrii like me ended up sitting in front of Dr. Death being blamed for the entire debacle. Well I can assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I had nothing to do with it at all. If I’m lying may Fyora kick me out of Neopia and force me to restart my life on Kreludor in a Grundo costume working in the Virtupets mines for all eternity. My owner given name is pretty pointless, it’s got no real meaning and no real consideration, but most of the pets in the pound called me Sweetie. I was part of the large collective of pets that were considered "stuck" in the pound. Thanks to some great workings of cosmic forces, I did not get a chance to be noticed by owners. I didn’t even show up on most of their radars, which is a shame for them, honestly. Everyone should be excited to meet me, I’m a downright joy.

Other Stories

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Own Kind of Magic
“Icielle, pay attention!” She her mother call from the seats below. “You’re off-key!”

The young Aisha onstage muttered a quick apology, adjusted the grip on her violin, and started the measure again.

by amie_chan08

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A Humble Foot Soldier
This story is meant to show the battle from the perspective of my pet Isabell while in TWR army.

by princessnath_95

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3 Tips to Get Fit at Home (Without Training!)
Are you tired of the long trek to Krawk or Mystery Island? Sick of waiting hours in line just to be seen by a trainer for one class? Are your pockets empty because of exorbitant codestone prices that only seem to get more expensive? Well in today’s issue of the Neopian Times, we’ve teamed up with some of Neopia’s finest at-home fitness experts in order to show you AND your pets that fitness doesn’t need to cost an arm, leg, and hours of your time!

by gooberandbubs

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The Cooking Pot: A New Discovery
Hey there avid article readers! Last week I was casually searching the Trading Chat Neoboards as usual and came across a board from a user that awakened my adoration for the Cooking Pot and its recipes. This board revealed quite a milestone and the fact of the matter was that a new recipe had been discovered in 2018!

by m0nster_rancher

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Of Silence: Signed and Sealed:Part Two
(Kanrik, 5:21am)

Alright, if this is some sort of prank, it's not a very funny one.

You've always been stupidly cryptic, but this is taking things just a bit too far. You can't even write your own signature correctly anymore?

by werelupecookies

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Leave Room for the Impossible
Eliss hung the "closed" sign on the shop door, relieved the day was finally over. She was an assistant at the only furniture store in Tyrannia, and had been for as long as she could remember. It was boring, tedious work, but it allowed Ellis and her owner to decorate their Neohome for free, which she wasn't complaining about.

by unfogging

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