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Head in the Clouds: The Perfect Petpet Pt. 6

Watch your tone, kid.

by yoshisislandbandit
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks part 11

All I want is a white weewoo.

by blackaavar
A Very Merry Telethon (3 of 4)

What?! We're hosting a telethon?

Also by tmarks

by izzywizard

A Golden Appletunity - Part 2

You forgot a small detail.

by eugenie247
Cavities: Tree Wars: Part Two

Electrifying!

by thegoddesofxweetok1
Dad Knows Best

What do you mean this can't be repaired?

by wiiwario112
#LDN - Christmas Special

The Nightmare Before Christmas, AKA: Lord Dark Noirgus

by gorubeza
Neopet suggestions that make you go o_O

Maybe you should be studying intelligence instead...

Also by yellowsugardog

by mzkimmi

Kadoatie Logic

... the meaning is only theirs

by janderson_lee
Think Again...

Happy Holiday!

Also by dragondancer007

by zombifies

About Active Pets

In which certain Halloween pets are discovered to be less advantageous than others

by _quartervirus_
Reflection

Doesn't look a thing like me...

by o_babypet4me_o
Observation while doing dailies...

King Hagan Edition

by marcthegr8est1
Grumpy Baby Kyrii

Happy holidays everyone!

by alloways
 
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"Organic Mystery" by paisleymw
He sat in silence, scrolling through the practice problems. After attempting to work out a problem and getting it repeatedly wrong, he would look at the correct answer, only to think, “Oh, that’s right.” He would believe that he understood how that reaction, process, or whatever worked. Obviously he had the ability to simply glance at a problem and understand the deeper functions and mechanics of such a complex problem. No need to study anymore, right? On to the next problem. A mind and memory of a miracle. A true genius that would move on from college and have a sudden breakthrough that would change the world. After receiving millions of Neopoints, gifts, gratitude, and all the likes, he would retire to his home and live comfortably. His parents would live a life of luxury, as well, with stipends that would ensure their quality of life. Everything would be picturesque and perfect. But that’s not exactly how that story will go. Mason can’t simply glance at a problem and understand the deeper functions and mechanics




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Transformations in Time
Petpetpets - despite the mayhem that they may wreck, they hide secrets that few have known, and fewer have ever seen.

by butteredwings

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Organic Mystery
In his single bedroom apartment, Mason, a green Hissi, stared at his computer screen with blank eyes and a blank mind. Monomers, polymers, Neomers, achiral, epoxides, esters, hydration, elimination reactions. Every word his eyes glanced over ran together, creating a gross and complex mess of words inside his head. These terms had been familiar with him days and weeks ago, but now they meant nothing.

by paisleymw

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Nerkmid Type and the Alien Vending Machine
In this realm of conflicting information, I was curious to see the true statistical basis of these opinions. Thus, I ran my own data collection on the Nerkmid prizes.

by lithoxide

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5 Neopian Holiday Destinations
It is nice to treat others these holidays, but… have you thought how you’re going to treat yourself this Christmas yet? If you’re thinking about going on vacation, that’s a really nice idea! I’ve traveled all around Neopia, discovering wonderful places to stay in every trip, and I’m here with some advice for you, if you don’t know where to go on your vacation!

by rickrelics

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The Holly and the Ivy: Part One
"If you get too cold you’ll fall into torpor, and you won’t wake up ‘til Running.” “Running?! But I’ll sleep right through Giving Day!” That was all the incentive Nan needed to stay in their little cottage until the snows stopped. And that was how winter went in the little hamlet of Caxton Bank, nestled in the foothills of the Werelupe Woods. Most years, anyway.

by cosmicfire918

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Dreaming of Adventure: Part Three
“Hey, this isn’t helping. What will help is entertaining Stevie and Stacie. You know them better than I do. What do they like?” Sweet tilted her head in the direction of the two babies. The brown Kacheek looked at Stevie and Stacie sitting on the couch. They both looked back at her with good-natured smiles. She felt a tug at her heart.

by 77thbigby



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