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Protect the Snowmen!: A Snow Wars II Guide

Some tips that will hopefully melt away all your fears about Snow Wars II.

by typlohisioh
Welcome to Neopets: A Guide to Success!

Welcome to Neopets! I'm sorry you got sucked in. It's okay, though: Time to make your account pretty!

Also by choquis

by hideri

Can You Make A Million In A Month?

I wanted to see if the premise was flawed, or whether it actually was possible to make a million neopoints in one month.

by swimmingstar01
The Ten Avatars You Should Never Use

Your avatar and font choice are crucial to making a good first impression.

Also by caitit

by dogglefoxgirl

A Small World: Winning World Challenges

For a select few, those who take full advantage of these hourly contests, the World Challenges are not simply a pastime, but instead a massive profit engine, continuously chugging along, depositing piles of Neopoints into their bank accounts...

by daenerys__equestrian
Turning the Art Gallery Into a Dream Come True

Entering the Art Gallery could just be your thing.

by leopardsymptoms
Make Neopoints YOUR Way: Custom Tips for Success

I encourage everyone to explore the possibilities and carefully craft a plan that works for them, but I hope that at least some of my advice can come in handy.

by jazzehness
How to Never Make So Much as 10,000 NP

1. Never check the Shop Wizard.

by kelly_d60
Captain Limebeard Should Be in the Gallery of Heroes

You may also be wondering what he does for the greater good of Neopia. I shall answer this and much, much more, my friends.

by sugarypixiestix2
The Kadoatery: New Time System Explanation

I am here today to explain to you the new time system.

by vitorplemes
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"The Wilted Winter Flower" by lollypop789321
Baelia yawned and stretched towards the icy ceiling above her. The young water faerie was still sleepy, and the icy air outside the comforting warmth of her quilt was poor motivation to get out of bed. She turned over and went back to sleep. Five minutes later, a resounding door slam woke her once again...

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Captain of the Nothingness Guard
Well, Hanso... looks like Faerieland wasn't all it's cracked up to be.

by yoshifan272


The Gallery Keeper
The best day of my life began at the pound.

by pixiegirl667


Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Of Beauty and Brawn - Part Three
"Why so quiet?" Kristy asked as she started squishing the tomatoes in the pan to make them give up their juices. "Bad day at work?"

by kristykimmy


Children of the Lonely Stars: Part Three
"I've got arti-grav – artificial gravity – once we're in flight. You'll want to stay strapped in until I say, though."

by saphira_27


133984: Let Them Eat Cake, part 4

by lycaonpictus77


Avatar Problems: Brightvale
So close...

by khakio_21

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