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How Do YOU Break the Mold on Neopets?

Being curious, I wandered over to the Help Neoboard and asked everyone how they break the mold on Neopets. I was pleasantly swamped with many warm and enthusiastic replies!

by indulgences
Neopian Noms: Shenkuu

Delicious food for the entire Neo-family to be found in the mysterious (and tasty) land of Shenkuu.

by meaghan_bright
Hot Dog Hero – Be the Hero of Your Own Hot Dog Stand

He sells delicious hot dogs that attract Neopians from all over the globe. Unfortunately, this also means he attracts enemies that are out to steal his delicious hot dogs. It is your duty in this game to make sure the hot dogs reach the customers.

by dawwetje
Shenkuu Lunar Festival, Not Like Any Other

The Shenkuu Lunar Festival, based on the Lunar New Year, is such a beautiful event. It should be celebrated annually!

by greenglitter
Wings for Valentine's Day

Nothing says Valentine's Day like Cupid, so why not dress them up to resemble that loveable Cherub?

by mercy_angel
How to Properly Gift to your Valentine

Do you know what you're actually getting your valentine? Sometimes gifts aren't exactly perceived in the way you want them to.

by trubiekatie
Breakfast! Y15 Valentine's Day Edition

Valentine's Day isn't just any day! Here are eight plates I'd suggest for any loved one in your life on this special occasion.

by mojoschweni
Valentine's Shopping Guide

Finding them a perfect gift can be hard, so here I have created a list of great gift ideas that are sure to please!

by xxserenityx
Planning a Valentines Day Picnic

How to plan a Valentines Day picnic, what sort of invitations to send out, and the best food choices to pack.

by fleur_garden
Will you be my Anti-Valentine? A Customization Guide

Our top 10 items for making a statement on this Anti-Valentines Day.

Also by plasticrose

by coco_bella

 
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"Happy Vile Day!" by acantha263
"I know! I can switch every piece of chocolate in the Valentines Heart Shaped Chocolate Box with dung! That should really make everyone angry and show Neopia just how very vile I am!" he thought horribly. He smirked to himself just thinking about that moment when someone handed over their box of chocolates to their favorite person or pet, who in turn would open it up only to...




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The Evil of Carassa
The mutant Kougra cringed at the thought of having to tell a bedtime story to his younger sister. His owner had gone out for the night, and neither of his other two siblings were at home. And he had been left alone to watch the baby.

by spirit_wolf589

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The Year Gone By
When Brynn saw the crowds gathering, her heart sank. If there was one thing about being a hero that she didn't like, it would have to be all the attention.

by ferroro

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Overboard: Part Four
The food was awful; for a pet used to eating nothing but the most exquisite and expensive dishes in Neopia on a daily basis, it was difficult for her to get used to having nothing but fish and grog every day.

by allison_kitty11

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Jewel's Journal: Summer - Part Two
Dear Journal,

Things did get worse since my last entry.

Art by gelert548

by gelert548


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Oh Space Faerie! #5
Sweet!

by saiyukii

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The Zaf Girls: A New Member
Oh, no, not another one.

by thesovietivan



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