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Snowbeast Snackrifice: A Guide to Slinging Petpets

They will jump in front of the way, to try and stop your path, but you must do everything in your power to feed the snowbeast, or else he won't be appeased...

by xenophynx
Top 10 Best Chocolate Items

I've gathered the top 10 chocolate items that will sure get your mouth watering, chocolate lover or not.

by cachorritalinda12
The Seven Savoriest

Seven berries of the highest order with luscious and diverse flavors.

by seamonsterlake
Ten Outfits to Wear to the Annual Chocolate Ball

What does one wear to the Annual Chocolate Ball? Is there such a thing as too formal? What about casual wear? Do you have to wear actual chocolate to garner an invite?

by star138
The First Day of School - Getting Your Pets Ready

It's that time of year. The vacations are over, the heat is gone, and cold weather is quickly approaching.

by decapod
Chocolate - to Eat Or Not to Eat?

Well, since the annual Chocolate Ball is coming up, we decided to give a list chocolates that are delicious... and terrible.

by pinkcrown123
Curbing Over-Indulgence during The Chocolate Ball

How can I host this amazing event filled with chocolates galore, but at the same time try not to eat myself silly?!?!

by thexfadingpaths
A Zombie's Guide to Chocolate

Over the hundred odd years of my existence, I have noticed many zombies and ghost Neopians believe chocolate doesn't really appeal to them. It's too sweet. The chocolate shapes are too cute...

by ancientsecrets
Planning Your Own Personal Chocolate Ball

Another year has come and gone, and that elusive Chocolate Ball invite must have gotten lost in the mail again! Really, you'd think that any Kiko with such a well-trimmed goatee would be able to handle things like that.

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by mojoschweni

 
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"Tales From Elysian Fields: The Demon Drink" by bug0704
Meet Myrvin Mynci: shy, quiet, and at the moment, very nervous. He lives an average life at 1123 Coconut Road, Mystery Island. Myrvin does not live there for the coastal waters or for the volleyball — no, not at all. He is a door-to-door salesman of Mynci Banana Imports, and therefore must live very close to the warehouse...




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Chocolate for the Chocolate Ball
"Congratulations! This is your official invitation to the Year 14 annual Chocolate Ball! You and a guest will get to experience the finest chocolates Neopia has to offer! Be sure to look and dress your best!"

by dr_tomoe

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Saving Raiders Academy
Raiders Academy was large and decaying with ruins taken from the depths of Maraqua for historical purposes, but Pleo always thought it was more hazardous than it was aesthetic.

by saint_carnage

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Petpet Adventures: Windrider - Part Three
"Whoa," he continued, as Arkol opened his eye the whole way. "And your eyes have gone completely red. That is so weird..."

by rachelindea

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Tales from Neopia Central: Part Nine
She was, at present, the head of Area 26 – the closest thing Neopia Central had to spies...

by herdygerdy

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Attack of the Tender Coconut
Yay, NP clothes for babies! Oh... they're scary masks. :(

by leaflunch

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Blairnut Tea: Breakfast
Now with 50 percent more Neopet shapes!

by klutzy



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