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Snowbeast Snackrifice: A Guide to Slinging Petpets

They will jump in front of the way, to try and stop your path, but you must do everything in your power to feed the snowbeast, or else he won't be appeased...

by xenophynx
Top 10 Best Chocolate Items

I've gathered the top 10 chocolate items that will sure get your mouth watering, chocolate lover or not.

by cachorritalinda12
The Seven Savoriest

Seven berries of the highest order with luscious and diverse flavors.

by seamonsterlake
Ten Outfits to Wear to the Annual Chocolate Ball

What does one wear to the Annual Chocolate Ball? Is there such a thing as too formal? What about casual wear? Do you have to wear actual chocolate to garner an invite?

by star138
The First Day of School - Getting Your Pets Ready

It's that time of year. The vacations are over, the heat is gone, and cold weather is quickly approaching.

by decapod
Chocolate - to Eat Or Not to Eat?

Well, since the annual Chocolate Ball is coming up, we decided to give a list chocolates that are delicious... and terrible.

by pinkcrown123
Curbing Over-Indulgence during The Chocolate Ball

How can I host this amazing event filled with chocolates galore, but at the same time try not to eat myself silly?!?!

by thexfadingpaths
A Zombie's Guide to Chocolate

Over the hundred odd years of my existence, I have noticed many zombies and ghost Neopians believe chocolate doesn't really appeal to them. It's too sweet. The chocolate shapes are too cute...

by ancientsecrets
Planning Your Own Personal Chocolate Ball

Another year has come and gone, and that elusive Chocolate Ball invite must have gotten lost in the mail again! Really, you'd think that any Kiko with such a well-trimmed goatee would be able to handle things like that.

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by mojoschweni

 
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Eyes of fire. Muscles of steel. Elegant poise. A loose strand of hair tickles my neck. Mustn't flinch. Deep breath. I await the first notes with trepidation. My palms sweaty, my eyes on the floor, my arms resting lightly on the fabric of my skirt, my feet trapped in their pointes. I can hear the ragged quality of my breathing and feel a tremor in my right leg....




Other Stories


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Tales From Elysian Fields: The Demon Drink
If Myrvin had one wish, it would be this: To move as far away from Mystery Island as possible.

by bug0704

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Bon Voyage, Harv & Chip
The journey had taken its toll on the large traveler, and with great relief in his bones, he knew he was finally almost home.

by iambunna

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His Name is Kribal: Part One
Putrid fumes filled the grim passages cut into the harsh terrain, the purple tunnels burrowing ever deeper beneath the surface of Neopia's only moon.

by d_morton

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Never Finish Last: Part Four
Last is Tressif. Despite a little wake-up from his morning jog, the week he gave himself off is sure taking its toll. He follows the four others steadily yet sluggishly.

Art by renzyboy

by renzyboy


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Fondoom
Anyone have some Dorkleberries?

by lucas4429

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Blah Blah
Ruined forever.

by highwind20



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