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The Frightmare Of Chocolate

The terrifying procedure

by balloonanimal123
To Work is to Live #4

Oh Em Gee I'm M.S.P~!

by shamaela
The Problem with Being Chocolate

This chocolate is delicious!... Oh, wait.

by rabbitguns
Spoiled Rotten - Strict Gourmet Diet

The chocopie disaster!

by royahav134
Blairnut Tea: Breakfast

Now with 50 percent more Neopet shapes!

by klutzy

Beach volleyball dress code.

by ghostkomorichu
Bread and Butter

Fame isn't everything... It's the only thing!

by _epiphany_
Unusual Suspects

Clothes make the Mutant

by demon_foxy
Misadventures #1: Avatar OH&S

Because sometimes avatar collecting is hazardous.

by _pandan
Woes of a Ghost Wocky

I'll protect youuuu.... oh.

by silverfang_avatar
Blah Blah

Ruined forever.

by highwind20
Hidden Wonder: Junior Defenders

Everyone is welcome as a Junior Defender!

by seraphicbrie
Attack of the Tender Coconut

Yay, NP clothes for babies! Oh... they're scary masks. :(

by leaflunch
What Could Possibly Go Wrong

Can't put one past the Snowager.

by lilkittie080
Rage Slorg

Something has happened!

by aruanahansel
Zemmy Pranks - 1

And that's why Laskeh became a Skeith for a day...

by guuvii

Not everybody likes the Chocolate Ball...

by sheik_93
Scary Soup: Meeting of the Minds

The club is now open!

by raykitty
Crashing the Chocolate Ball

Wait a minute... there are already three of them...

by kevinlin1216
Just Sit

Swanky, yo...

by katopia12

Anyone have some Dorkleberries?

by lucas4429
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"Tales From Elysian Fields: The Demon Drink" by bug0704
Meet Myrvin Mynci: shy, quiet, and at the moment, very nervous. He lives an average life at 1123 Coconut Road, Mystery Island. Myrvin does not live there for the coastal waters or for the volleyball — no, not at all. He is a door-to-door salesman of Mynci Banana Imports, and therefore must live very close to the warehouse...

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Underwater Fishing
Ah, Ye Old Fishing Vortex. A great way to enjoy some time out of the house... and also get some free dinner, as my owner said.

by melina322


Being a Spy Isn't Always Fun
"Come on, Scout, fly up to that tree and listen for anyone around," Zelju whispered, ducking behind the Wheel of Knowledge.

by itsaliceinwonderland


Ten Outfits to Wear to the Annual Chocolate Ball
What does one wear to the Annual Chocolate Ball? Is there such a thing as too formal? What about casual wear? Do you have to wear actual chocolate to garner an invite?

by star138


Chocolate - to Eat Or Not to Eat?
Well, since the annual Chocolate Ball is coming up, we decided to give a list chocolates that are delicious... and terrible.

by pinkcrown123


Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Confliction - Part Two
"Because that's what I'm paid to do, same as everyone."

"No one pays me to do this." Judge Hog spoke for the first time.

by kristykimmy


Never Finish Last: Part Four
Last is Tressif. Despite a little wake-up from his morning jog, the week he gave himself off is sure taking its toll. He follows the four others steadily yet sluggishly.

Art by renzyboy

by renzyboy

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