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	Illusen: Good, or Not So Much? She's definitely on the "good" end of the good versus evil spectrum, but let's be honest: is that really where she belongs? by phadalusfish
	Ten Learning Experiences to Avoid 1. Buying your pet a meepit. This should really go without saying. by alphachicky
	Toddlers' Toys: A Guide to Entertaining Your Baby Neopet They have short attention-spans, they require constant supervision, and should they get bored, they have a tendency to resort to the most terrible acts of mischief! by mrs_cherish
	A Breakthrough in Neopian Archaeology Proposing tentative, half-baked theories about things that happened long ago. This is what archaeology is all about. by anthropologist
	It's Chomby Day! Now What? Ten tips for a great time at the Chomby Carnival. by movie138music
	Ten Tips to Go Green – By Dr. Sloth Don't make the difference, destroy the difference! by century_gothic
	Cherished Trinkets: Ten Favourites of Illusen This list is for Illusen admirers from all walks of Neopian life-- whether you simply enjoy her benevolent personality and fair attitude or if you are actually an avid Illusen fan! Also by naneun by surgery
	How Jhudora Celebrates Illusen Day While everyone is parading around happily, there is one person who does not enjoy this day. And that person is... Jhudora. Also written by skyerandom301 by theyellowrose
	Talking To Illusen: Dos and Don'ts You have to follow certain etiquette when talking to Illusen on her special day. by jamba_jukeba
	Illusen's Favourite Things Greetings, my fellow Neopians! It is that time of year again, when all of Neopia gathers to honour me and celebrate my many wondrous charms! by fancifully
	How to Make Illusen Day Something to Remember! The perfect guide to celebrating Illusen Day, whatever your budget is. Have a great day! by rachxface
	The Quester's Guide to Illusen's Glade "Why should I complete a quest for Illusen?" Well, there are several answers to this question – she is a gentle and friendly Faerie, and her Quests are fun, exciting even. More importantly, the rewards can be quite amazing. by roboticc

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