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Illusen: Good, or Not So Much?

She's definitely on the "good" end of the good versus evil spectrum, but let's be honest: is that really where she belongs?

by phadalusfish
Ten Learning Experiences to Avoid

1. Buying your pet a meepit.

This should really go without saying.

by alphachicky

Toddlers' Toys: A Guide to Entertaining Your Baby Neopet

They have short attention-spans, they require constant supervision, and should they get bored, they have a tendency to resort to the most terrible acts of mischief!

by mrs_cherish
A Breakthrough in Neopian Archaeology

Proposing tentative, half-baked theories about things that happened long ago. This is what archaeology is all about.

by anthropologist
It's Chomby Day! Now What?

Ten tips for a great time at the Chomby Carnival.

by movie138music
Ten Tips to Go Green – By Dr. Sloth

Don't make the difference, destroy the difference!

by century_gothic
Cherished Trinkets: Ten Favourites of Illusen

This list is for Illusen admirers from all walks of Neopian life-- whether you simply enjoy her benevolent personality and fair attitude or if you are actually an avid Illusen fan!

Also by naneun

by surgery

How Jhudora Celebrates Illusen Day

While everyone is parading around happily, there is one person who does not enjoy this day. And that person is... Jhudora.

Also written by skyerandom301

by theyellowrose

Talking To Illusen: Dos and Don'ts

You have to follow certain etiquette when talking to Illusen on her special day.

by jamba_jukeba
Illusen's Favourite Things

Greetings, my fellow Neopians! It is that time of year again, when all of Neopia gathers to honour me and celebrate my many wondrous charms!

by fancifully
How to Make Illusen Day Something to Remember!

The perfect guide to celebrating Illusen Day, whatever your budget is. Have a great day!

by rachxface
The Quester's Guide to Illusen's Glade

"Why should I complete a quest for Illusen?" Well, there are several answers to this question – she is a gentle and friendly Faerie, and her Quests are fun, exciting even. More importantly, the rewards can be quite amazing.

by roboticc
 
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"Dr. Wilbur's Fantastic and Grand Illusen Day Adventure" by shadyy15
Now, Faeries are of a most reserved and secretive nature, well, some of them are at least. So I carefully trod forward, my senses sharpened, my ears pointed for the tiny flutter of wings or the enchanting notes of Faerie's song. Instead, I heard the most indistinct yet loud tantrum-screech and was hit square in the face by an Asparagus Chia Plushie. Me! Dr. Augustus Filibert Wilbur, hero...




Other Stories


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Books and Expectations
"I don't wanna train, Momma," Illusen whimpered, clasping her tiny hands together.

by kingskid999

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A Most Unlikely Swashbuckler
No Tonu Parade for her, oh no! Extra training... that was her lot in life!

by kittylitter251

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Meridell at War: Part One
"Well, good knights?" Illusen asked. "What business do you have in my forest? Does the King require my services?"

by herdygerdy

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Popular for the First Time: Part Two
"You're a great person, Bliss," the Flotsam said, "and if Maybelle can't see that, she's not worth your time."

Also by st83_star174

by star_artist_girl


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The Many Wonders of Neopia: The Lever of Doom
Did you ever wonder what the Lever of Doom's purpose is?

by corynla

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Neopian Anomaly, Part 8
Walk towards the light! ...Wait. Unless it's torchlight. That could end badly.

by lizica166



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