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Illusen: Good, or Not So Much?

She's definitely on the "good" end of the good versus evil spectrum, but let's be honest: is that really where she belongs?

by phadalusfish
Ten Learning Experiences to Avoid

1. Buying your pet a meepit.

This should really go without saying.

by alphachicky

Toddlers' Toys: A Guide to Entertaining Your Baby Neopet

They have short attention-spans, they require constant supervision, and should they get bored, they have a tendency to resort to the most terrible acts of mischief!

by mrs_cherish
A Breakthrough in Neopian Archaeology

Proposing tentative, half-baked theories about things that happened long ago. This is what archaeology is all about.

by anthropologist
It's Chomby Day! Now What?

Ten tips for a great time at the Chomby Carnival.

by movie138music
Ten Tips to Go Green – By Dr. Sloth

Don't make the difference, destroy the difference!

by century_gothic
Cherished Trinkets: Ten Favourites of Illusen

This list is for Illusen admirers from all walks of Neopian life-- whether you simply enjoy her benevolent personality and fair attitude or if you are actually an avid Illusen fan!

Also by naneun

by surgery

How Jhudora Celebrates Illusen Day

While everyone is parading around happily, there is one person who does not enjoy this day. And that person is... Jhudora.

Also written by skyerandom301

by theyellowrose

Talking To Illusen: Dos and Don'ts

You have to follow certain etiquette when talking to Illusen on her special day.

by jamba_jukeba
Illusen's Favourite Things

Greetings, my fellow Neopians! It is that time of year again, when all of Neopia gathers to honour me and celebrate my many wondrous charms!

by fancifully
How to Make Illusen Day Something to Remember!

The perfect guide to celebrating Illusen Day, whatever your budget is. Have a great day!

by rachxface
The Quester's Guide to Illusen's Glade

"Why should I complete a quest for Illusen?" Well, there are several answers to this question – she is a gentle and friendly Faerie, and her Quests are fun, exciting even. More importantly, the rewards can be quite amazing.

by roboticc
 
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Guide to Entertaining Your Baby Neopet



They have short attention-spans, they require constant supervision, and should they get bored, they have a tendency to resort to the most terrible acts of mischief! The solution, of course, is toys. But which toys to buy? With literally hundreds of toys out there in Neopia, which ones to choose for your little one? I know I'm not the only one to have spent thousands of Neopoints on a fancy new toy, which has promptly been flung across the room in a fit of juvenile disgust...



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