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The Kadoatie-Feeding Troika

This article is about the three most popular methods of feeding Kadoaties at the Kadoatery! Woohoo!

by crazy_holly_ii
Why Everyone Should Loiter Around Rubbish

Well, I was sceptical, but I like free stuff.

by preencessno
What Kind of Coffee Are You?

So, I love coffee. You love coffee. Sloth loves coffee! But what kind of coffee do you love the most?

by autotune
The Greedy Kadoatie - an Evil Plan Exposed!

It is very likely that the Greedy Kadoatie is the one behind the conspiracy known as the Almost Abandoned Attic.

by tooseas
A Charming Guide to Piper Panic

Your object in this game is to hit each of the baskets exactly once...

by kuroge
About Those Games...

Wicked Wocky Wobble: Three letters for you, Wallace: SDB.

by amicaverbi
The Terror Mountain Survival Guide

Personally, I try and pack some chocolate whenever I head up the mountain.

by monkeytastic
So You Want a Jelly Pet?

Now that you've been told you're not crazy, time to learn what you have seen. You have just witnessed what is commonly referred to as... *drum roll* A JELLY PET!

by jshark105
The Almost Abandoned Attic or the Igloo Garage Sale?

In the Attic, the items go fast. As in blink and you may miss it fast.

by charlie_ryan
Y12 Yooyus: Viewpoint of a Gelert Cage-Cleaner

Watching these Yooyus is so fascinating. They have such different personalities...

by pandasrule1211
Why Pirates and Slushies Don't Mix

Pirates have always struggled with slushies. Why? The answers vary, and I shall attempt to give the most popular ones here.

by streamergurl
Becoming a White Weewoo

Weee... Wooo...

by yayzz_1245
 
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"Writer's Block and Petpet Talk" by almostcasandra
"Oh, never mind. I mean, you're just a petpet, you can't really help me. Petpets can't even talk!" Obriareus mused aloud as he got up from the table, stretched his yellow and red wings long, then ruffled his feathers back into place. Cottus thumped his hoof, stood up, and trotted over...




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The Kad Who Cried Woof
Siyana sighed. Of all the things that had to be wrong with her, it had to be not being able to say "mew".

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Round and Round
"Let's do something fun today!" said Miraculin at the breakfast table...

by vendince

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Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Two
"Wait for me!' Chloe called out to her siblings. She tried her very best to catch up, but at the same time tried to keep her dress nice and clean. Chloe hated wearing her dress.

by downrightdude

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Visions and Vanishings: Part Four
Everybody split and did the tasks they were told. You never argued with Sloth, or else it would be the end of you.

by chax1414

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Faerie Tales - Altador Cup
There seems to be just one problem with having players made of molten rock...

by rhiannonmalia

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What Lies Behind...
Did it ever cross your mind?

by tydyebunny



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