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Help Chatting - A Neopian Hobby

Sometimes to seek help, sometimes to give help. Sounds familiar? Welcome to the hobby called HCing!

by neogal_anu
Are You Extreme Enough? A Guide to Extreme Herder 2!

As a petpet herder, you are bound to come across obstacles and enemies, but you will find a few helpful power-ups along the way as well!

by facetiousmind
The Journey to a Delighted Pet

So, how do you get a delighted pet?

by blackwater444
The Tuskaninny: Love or Hate?

Can you resist their puppy eyes? Or does their harassing of Mr. Chipper put you off?

by gelertmad
Beyond Games – Different Ways of Making Neopoints

Whenever I see someone 'begging' for an item or neopoints on the Help Chat, the most common response is 'work for it'. Work? Games are meant to be fun, not work.

by sapphirekira
How to Save When You are a Neo-Shopaholic

Ever wanted to buy that Royal Paint Brush or a Shadow Chomby Morphing Potion but can't because you keep spending all your neopoints?

by cat497_lover
Time for Limes

Hey there, Neopia! Are you bored of eating the same old boring fruit and veg struggling to get your five a day?

by rck2002
Kitchen Quest – the Stats

I'll be looking at the statistics of Kitchen Quest, both for the sake of curiosity and for the effectiveness of training your pet's stats, with tips added to help make your quests run smoothly.

by gardener3
The Perfect Pound Pet!

Good luck in finding YOUR dream pet!

by amysmother_8
How to Out-Duel on the Decks

Learn how to get the highest of scores in Neopia's new favourite card game!

by foxo11
Tips for Making the New Year Great!

Out with the OLD and in with the NEW!

by initiation_day
Remembering Our Ogrin Friends

A little something special for Ogrin fans to enjoy!

by alt1981black
 
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"The House Down Fog Road" by happiness_express
A yellow Lupe was sleeping against the fence of the store. He wore wet, shabby clothing. In front of him was his hat, its belly empty of coins. Lady Mist took a few points from her purse and dropped them in the stranger's hat...




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Her First Spin
"Why did she HAVE to choose THIS as her first game as a day old pet," Katrina mumbled to herself...

by scottskitteh

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A Squire's Dream Come True
JuunPyu drew his sword and began practicing...

by elegantmellbell

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Of Advents and Calendars: Part Three
"Heya, Mr. Snoooowager! Looking for something?"

Breanna and Marie turned to see a Camouflage Acara waving a large brown bag above her head.

Also by sweetie_purple16

by chocolate_fudge7


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Yuletide Witches: Part Two
"Someone's stolen Christmas," Stanley informed her.

Sophie blinked once.

"Good for them," she replied, and closed the door.

by herdygerdy


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Stolid Solids
This comic includes the most tubular vocabulary you've ever heard.

by darkangel_neo14

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Inept?
Newsflash: There is no known cure for ineptitude.

by you_are_my_happiness



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