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||Issue: 338 | 11th day of Eating, Y10
|How to Write a Short StoryShort stories are the perfect length to write when you are sitting at home for a day, bored.|
|Here To Be A Hero!Heroes are in high demand! Take the quiz below to find out what Hero you are most like...|
|Why They Don't Wear Clothes!There are three neglected segments of the Neopet population that, sadly, can't don clothes or hand-held accessories. These are the Baby Neopets, the Maraquan Neopets, and the Mutant Neopets...|
|What Pets Are Now: A TrophyI also like to make my pets pretty, and such. But I know that is not the whole point of Neopets. |
|Yes, I am a Shop-O-HolicThe new mall features an ample selection of items for users to customize their pets with. |
|Bilge Dice: What To KeepYou don't have to win every game to make money; all you have to do is win more than 1 in 4 games.|
|Have a Happy Grey Day!Make your Grey pet happy! How, you ask. Well, that is exactly what the purpose of this article is. |
|All Hail The Mallow GrundoWe've established that Grundos are the best species and mallow is the best flavor, so what happens when you put the two together? Well only the best pet ever to happen upon Neopia: the Mallow Grundo.|
|Note to SlothGloom and doom go hand in hand.|
|Tips to Keeping your Neobuddy Happy!After you are matched with your perfect buddy, you will be ready for some fun!|
|Grey Day Woes: Memoirs of the FallenThus, the Super Journalist begins her one-of-a-kind noble quest for the truth...|
|Rid Dismay On Grey Day!Feeling gloomy? Not any longer! Here's 8 ways to make your Grey Day a blast.|
|Clearing the Misconception About Grey PetsGrey coloured pets are very misunderstood and cloaked in the myth that Grey pets are always gloomy.|
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A Happy Neobuddy
Now I look back and ask myself, how many times have I, selfishly, asked for McGee's help? And how many times was he not there when I needed him? The answer to the first question is "many," and to the second is "none." I feel ashamed of exploiting my poor red eyed friend; how cruel I am. But don't worry; if you do the same, it is never too late to correct this awful habit. Try to do things by yourself more. I know that now that you have your buddy, it becomes natural for you to ask him...
|Learning to Accept|
Yes, indeed, Lil and Shirly used to be one of Neopia's wealthy, high up on the society ladder with the avatar collectors, the Battledomers, and the restockers...
|The Warden's Tale: Part Two|
Master Vex shook his head as he listened to the speech. Kass was yelling to the crowd, promising them days of glory and plenty, where they would live without fear. There was nothing wrong with that, but somehow, it disturbed him...