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How to Write a Short Story

Short stories are the perfect length to write when you are sitting at home for a day, bored.

by akari24
Here To Be A Hero!

Heroes are in high demand! Take the quiz below to find out what Hero you are most like...

by lizzex8
Why They Don't Wear Clothes!

There are three neglected segments of the Neopet population that, sadly, can't don clothes or hand-held accessories. These are the Baby Neopets, the Maraquan Neopets, and the Mutant Neopets...

by indulgences
What Pets Are Now: A Trophy

I also like to make my pets pretty, and such. But I know that is not the whole point of Neopets.

by hawkstorm_
Yes, I am a Shop-O-Holic

The new mall features an ample selection of items for users to customize their pets with.

by sarika_ambrielle
Bilge Dice: What To Keep

You don't have to win every game to make money; all you have to do is win more than 1 in 4 games.

by jasonesquire
Have a Happy Grey Day!

Make your Grey pet happy! How, you ask. Well, that is exactly what the purpose of this article is.

by neogal_anu
All Hail The Mallow Grundo

We've established that Grundos are the best species and mallow is the best flavor, so what happens when you put the two together? Well only the best pet ever to happen upon Neopia: the Mallow Grundo.

by iceprincess87
Note to Sloth

Gloom and doom go hand in hand.

by mookie99
Tips to Keeping your Neobuddy Happy!

After you are matched with your perfect buddy, you will be ready for some fun!

by hidden_0_o
Grey Day Woes: Memoirs of the Fallen

Thus, the Super Journalist begins her one-of-a-kind noble quest for the truth...

by tiger_iris
Rid Dismay On Grey Day!

Feeling gloomy? Not any longer! Here's 8 ways to make your Grey Day a blast.

by ploomz
Clearing the Misconception About Grey Pets

Grey coloured pets are very misunderstood and cloaked in the myth that Grey pets are always gloomy.

by cooltrimgirl
 
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"His Side of the Story: Beginning" by silent_snow
This was, Frank thought, a strange world indeed. Creatures- bright creatures, colorful creatures- roamed through this healthy young world without a care. One or two of them noticed him, their sharp young eyes spotting him through the foliage he stood behind, but they exhibited no fear or suspicion at all. This was still an innocent world, then...




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Twilight: A Faerie's Fall
Like her playmates, she was, of course, without an element, and without any magic to command. That was why, in the gentle warmth of the late summer evening, Lumina was being kept safely indoors...

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The Lost Tomb of Coltzan: Part One
Was it real? Was it a myth? If it was somehow true, then why had it not been found before? Was there a curse?

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Backfire!: Part Four
"How much longer until--?" gasped Redsy. He didn't have to finish...

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Tiny But Tough - Grey Day special
...The woes of a lone grey Aisha...

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