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Hurray For Grey Day.

Whatever. Not that you care. I know I don't. Anyways, I'm a grey girl Kougra. I'm not really sure what we're learning here, honestly. Every day, even Grey Day, is boring and drab for me. But nobody gives a rat's hat, so it doesn't matter. Anyways, let's just get this over with. Alright, now I'm going to teach you—wait—how to have f-fff-uunnn -shiver- on Grey Day? -Mumbles- I don't see how that's possible, but I'll give it a shot. Now here are eight not-so-great things to do on Grey Day...

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