|teh 1337est n00zpaper
||Issue: 338 | 11th day of Eating, Y10
|How to Write a Short StoryShort stories are the perfect length to write when you are sitting at home for a day, bored.|
|Here To Be A Hero!Heroes are in high demand! Take the quiz below to find out what Hero you are most like...|
|Why They Don't Wear Clothes!There are three neglected segments of the Neopet population that, sadly, can't don clothes or hand-held accessories. These are the Baby Neopets, the Maraquan Neopets, and the Mutant Neopets...|
|What Pets Are Now: A TrophyI also like to make my pets pretty, and such. But I know that is not the whole point of Neopets. |
|Yes, I am a Shop-O-HolicThe new mall features an ample selection of items for users to customize their pets with. |
|Bilge Dice: What To KeepYou don't have to win every game to make money; all you have to do is win more than 1 in 4 games.|
|Have a Happy Grey Day!Make your Grey pet happy! How, you ask. Well, that is exactly what the purpose of this article is. |
|All Hail The Mallow GrundoWe've established that Grundos are the best species and mallow is the best flavor, so what happens when you put the two together? Well only the best pet ever to happen upon Neopia: the Mallow Grundo.|
|Note to SlothGloom and doom go hand in hand.|
|Tips to Keeping your Neobuddy Happy!After you are matched with your perfect buddy, you will be ready for some fun!|
|Grey Day Woes: Memoirs of the FallenThus, the Super Journalist begins her one-of-a-kind noble quest for the truth...|
|Rid Dismay On Grey Day!Feeling gloomy? Not any longer! Here's 8 ways to make your Grey Day a blast.|
|Clearing the Misconception About Grey PetsGrey coloured pets are very misunderstood and cloaked in the myth that Grey pets are always gloomy.|
Search the Neopian Times
"His Side of the Story: Beginning" by silent_snow
This was, Frank thought, a strange world indeed. Creatures- bright creatures, colorful creatures- roamed through this healthy young world without a care. One or two of them noticed him, their sharp young eyes spotting him through the foliage he stood behind, but they exhibited no fear or suspicion at all. This was still an innocent world, then...
"But Sam is really mean, and so protective! If I go with him, he'll call me an imbecile again, and then he won't let me do ANYTHING..."
|Twilight: A Faerie's Fall|
Like her playmates, she was, of course, without an element, and without any magic to command. That was why, in the gentle warmth of the late summer evening, Lumina was being kept safely indoors...