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Conkerberries on the Horizon

Firecrafter was woken by a bright flash, seen from behind his closed eyelids...

by rest_in_boredom
We Won't Know Unless We Try

His brother looked at him with empathy. "Well, what do you want to do about it?"

by dipper70
Forever Blue

Everything was blue: the ocean, the sky, some days I even fancied the sun had turned blue. Frowning, I turned my back on my ship...

by concertogreat_8
Discarded

"But Sam is really mean, and so protective! If I go with him, he'll call me an imbecile again, and then he won't let me do ANYTHING..."

by bibliomaniac
Twilight: A Faerie's Fall

Like her playmates, she was, of course, without an element, and without any magic to command. That was why, in the gentle warmth of the late summer evening, Lumina was being kept safely indoors...

by rainbow_daydreamer
The Not-So-Fake Friendship

Today is the day I take revenge on someone I never met, and never wanted to take revenge on...

by rotty_paws
Teaching Misery

"Today is Grey Day." The Eyrie gave a disdainful snort and sighed. "So you're ruining the festive atmosphere..."

by scarletspindle
Learning to Accept

Yes, indeed, Lil and Shirly used to be one of Neopia's wealthy, high up on the society ladder with the avatar collectors, the Battledomers, and the restockers...

by liz4rd
His Side of the Story: Beginning

Frank went off to the docking bay to get his escape ship prepared...

by silent_snow
Nameless Hope

Smoke rose from the chimney of the Soup Kitchen. The faerie stared at it...

by jael_catherine
Dreams of Flying

Well, it wasn't so much being a Draik. It was true, he liked his midnight blue scales spangled with golden stars, and being able to light the candles on his birthday cake...

by dianacat777
The Paint Brush Misconception: Have a Great Grey!

"Just go, Spectra. You cannot understand my sorrow! I must suffer alone!"

Also by chivo

by anjie

Wonderful Sadness

Enough for what? That was what the Acara was dying to find out. She was hoping that it would be a paint brush...

by shadow_sabre_
 
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Hurray For Grey Day.



Whatever. Not that you care. I know I don't. Anyways, I'm a grey girl Kougra. I'm not really sure what we're learning here, honestly. Every day, even Grey Day, is boring and drab for me. But nobody gives a rat's hat, so it doesn't matter. Anyways, let's just get this over with. Alright, now I'm going to teach you—wait—how to have f-fff-uunnn -shiver- on Grey Day? -Mumbles- I don't see how that's possible, but I'll give it a shot. Now here are eight not-so-great things to do on Grey Day...



Other Stories


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Tips to Keeping your Neobuddy Happy!
After you are matched with your perfect buddy, you will be ready for some fun!

by hidden_0_o

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Clearing the Misconception About Grey Pets
Grey coloured pets are very misunderstood and cloaked in the myth that Grey pets are always gloomy.

by cooltrimgirl

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Lost Memories: Part Two
"I won't be here next time you come to see me. Why don't you understand that I don't want anything to do with you, or your herd?"

by zafaracutie4

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The Zap that Changed it All: Part Two
"No! The experiment has caused a short in my lab ray!" shouted the Scorchio. He was franticly trying to put out a small fire that had sparked from one of the wires...

by adoption_rescues

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Caution: May Bite
You know what they say...

by beastybas

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Before Faeries had Faces
...and why is there an explosion behind you?

by quadricat



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