|There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots
||Issue: 288 | 20th day of Eating, Y9
|The Whacking AddictionHow to know if your pet plays too much Whack-a-Staff Member.|
|An Interview with the Great Doctor SlothWith only the slightest hesitation I knocked on the door. After a few minutes it hissed and slid open. I entered cautiously- after all, one does not approach the boss unless one has a very good reason to...|
|Princess of the Peaks"You took long enough to get here," she murmurs. "Trouble with the peaks?" Another grin flashes across the Gnorbu's face...|
|The DiamondEyez Review - All About Unknown DiseasesThese conditions are rare to come by, but they can affect your pet and you need to be prepared to deal with them, since the hospital can barely diagnose these cases, much less treat them...|
|"Vote", and Other Useful Beauty Contest TermsIf you expect yourself to be a well-seasoned Beauty Contester, then the most important thing you can learn is the lingo of the Beauty Contest Board. |
|The Legend of the Geraptiku Fly TrapHave you ever wondered what the past of the wonderful Geraptiku Fly Trap holds? Mysteries? ...Secrets? Let's find out...|
|The Ultimate Guide To DeckswabberDeckswabbing has great rewards for those who are willing to work for it. Do you have what it takes to keep the deck as clean as a whistle and earn your share of the treasure?|
|Igloo Restocking GuideThe Igloo restock is a bit different from the main shops. How? It is simple; you do not have to haggle!! |
|An Interview With the Healing Springs Faerie"I have a terrible memory. If it isn't fluffy and cute, it tends to slip my mind quite easily..."|
|How to Get That Fabulous Pet You've Always WantedThere's lots of ways to change your pets, aren't there?|
|Find the Perfect Avatar!Have you ever wondered: What IS my perfect avatar? Even if you haven't, you should know how to pick the right one!|
|Darigan DilemmasEver wondered about Darigan pets? This is the guide for you.|
|Altador RevealedWhy one would want a house shaped like a potion is beyond me, although it may have to do with living in Altador, which, as I may have mentioned before, is not normal. |
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The Perfect Avatar
Have you ever been wondering: What IS my perfect avatar? What will people think of me with this one, this one, or this one? Well, than you have come to the right place! Believe it or not, many people judge you by your avatar. For example...
|In the Attic|
It was pitch black behind the door. It was definitely time to get out of here. Silver was so overcome with fright that she accidentally tumbled over something...
|A Simple Matter of Money|
Fouchier is quite possibly the most introverted, sneaky little Lupe you will ever find. He hides everything he buys from me in the innermost reaches of his room, and when I try to question him about his purchases, all I get in return is...
|Guardian: Part Five|
The Creature dumped Rionex and Draco on the floor. "Darkstar," he growled, "you will stand guard over this traitor and pest until I call for you. Do you understand?"