|Reporting live from Neopia
||Issue: 288 | 20th day of Eating, Y9
|The Whacking AddictionHow to know if your pet plays too much Whack-a-Staff Member.|
|An Interview with the Great Doctor SlothWith only the slightest hesitation I knocked on the door. After a few minutes it hissed and slid open. I entered cautiously- after all, one does not approach the boss unless one has a very good reason to...|
|Princess of the Peaks"You took long enough to get here," she murmurs. "Trouble with the peaks?" Another grin flashes across the Gnorbu's face...|
|The DiamondEyez Review - All About Unknown DiseasesThese conditions are rare to come by, but they can affect your pet and you need to be prepared to deal with them, since the hospital can barely diagnose these cases, much less treat them...|
|"Vote", and Other Useful Beauty Contest TermsIf you expect yourself to be a well-seasoned Beauty Contester, then the most important thing you can learn is the lingo of the Beauty Contest Board. |
|The Legend of the Geraptiku Fly TrapHave you ever wondered what the past of the wonderful Geraptiku Fly Trap holds? Mysteries? ...Secrets? Let's find out...|
|The Ultimate Guide To DeckswabberDeckswabbing has great rewards for those who are willing to work for it. Do you have what it takes to keep the deck as clean as a whistle and earn your share of the treasure?|
|Igloo Restocking GuideThe Igloo restock is a bit different from the main shops. How? It is simple; you do not have to haggle!! |
|An Interview With the Healing Springs Faerie"I have a terrible memory. If it isn't fluffy and cute, it tends to slip my mind quite easily..."|
|How to Get That Fabulous Pet You've Always WantedThere's lots of ways to change your pets, aren't there?|
|Find the Perfect Avatar!Have you ever wondered: What IS my perfect avatar? Even if you haven't, you should know how to pick the right one!|
|Darigan DilemmasEver wondered about Darigan pets? This is the guide for you.|
|Altador RevealedWhy one would want a house shaped like a potion is beyond me, although it may have to do with living in Altador, which, as I may have mentioned before, is not normal. |
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The Perfect Pet
So we've all seen these fabulously exotic, cute, unique and all-round pwnsome pets around the site. But the question is, how do I get that perfect pet? There are some obvious methods, and some not-so obvious ones. Let's explore that now...
Kristie cheered and skipped happily out of her room, dodging the many plushies, books, boxes and other miscellaneous items that cluttered her floor...
|A Simple Matter of Money|
Fouchier is quite possibly the most introverted, sneaky little Lupe you will ever find. He hides everything he buys from me in the innermost reaches of his room, and when I try to question him about his purchases, all I get in return is...
|The Shadows: Part Five|
I walked into the main room where Sophie was poring over a very large book. She looked up as I approached, eyes already glaring at me before she could even see who I was. I was trembling with every step...