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A Gadgads-tastic Guide for Gadgadsgame!

Gadgadsgame is not your average Neopian game; it has no obvious levels, no plot to it and no real reason at all. It is merely a puzzle game sent to try your skill at problem solving!

by rabbit_jade
Your Ultimate Guide to Zurroball

Zurroball is much more than just clicking to get a higher score. Zurroball is also about... umm...

by ethan_redshaw
Godori: A Card Game Lover's Guide

Anyway, welcome to a game that's easy to play but hard to win, a game of Petpets, of worlds caked in sunsets, of high points scored, and of ultimate glory.

by ewanspaz
Painting Your Pets: The Practical Benefits!

So I hear you saying that you like your red Xweetok and blue Aisha just the way they are, but painting your could help you in all situations, from around the house to when you're exploring Neopia!

by qwerty_quirky
Little Woolly Wonder

Have you heard the expression “the woolly wonders”? I am convinced you have. And you might have wondered what it was referring to. The answer is simple – the babaa.

by whistleofwhispers
Dubloon Disaster: New vs. Old

Let's compare and contrast. The pros and the cons. What is better, worse, or different about the two versions of Dubloon Disaster?

by writer190
Coping with the Loss of Flight

Don't try to forget. The harder you try, the harder you make it. Instead of pretending to be freakishly happy, accept that what's done is done...

by ann13131313131
Neopets Career Day - Top 12 Jobs Your Pets Can Do

Your pet wants a job. So how do you, as a loving caring owner find the perfect job that your pet will adore, but that won't leave them too tired to play with you?

by elania123
Spaceship Sick – A Lost in Space Fungus Guide

Your goal is to navigate the unforgiving terrain and return to safety in Kreludor, while avoiding obstacles and mini fungi, and if that wasn't a bad enough situation, you only have a certain number of moves as well...

by whispering_acara
Life as a Grand Bogen

What you may not know is that with every Gadgadsbogen festival, there is someone that plans it all. The technical name for this figure is the Grand Bogen. I was once honored...

by lassie_nikki
 
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"First Day at the Swashbuckling Academy" by yoyote
They sailed into the harbour of Krawk Island. The land was cluttered with little dark roofed houses, and great black ships lined the shore. Cap'n Threelegs' Swashbuckling Academy was the largest of the houses, with smooth white walls and gleaming square windows. A salty expectation filled the air...




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Literary Tales from the Mind of a Bird
Then, in an unexpected twist, no unexpected twist occurred. Instead, anonymous001 went about his regular business...

by bird_brain312

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Mia the Unlucky Acara
She looked around, feeling the grass beneath her paws. Her blue Acara Plushie was gone, and as she stood up, she realized she was no longer in her Neohome...

by _supreme_dragon

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Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part Three
She couldn't see Archilles from this position, but she could see the Ruki's legs and arms playing with Jalla. She saw them stop and held her breath. Then she heard a loud yell, and knew that Archilles had been spotted...

by rachelindea

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Tangled Up in Blu: Part Seven
By shoving her hands out in front of her, Blu quickly understood the technique. Vzelle was currently trying to teach Blu how to create a whirlpool, which Blu was finding more difficult than anticipated...

by hotchick859

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Behind the Scenes: Petpet Lab Ray
I'm finally here!

Idea by coffeesage

by lisaw1215


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Two Babies in a Cot
At Autumn's house...

by autumn_belll



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