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Game Guide for Kou-Jong Addicts

Kou-jong is a very addictive game. Knowing how to play does not mean that you are good at it. Luck plays a very important part too.

Also by wamhk

by steward26

The Truth about Neopoints

What I am going to tell you today is one of the many idiosyncrasies of Neopian life. This, however, is one of the most fundamental, and it affects every Neopian everywhere.

by plasmashadow
The Way Out of the Eye of the Storm

How are we able to find 1 correct tile out of 240 tiles? Do not fret, my friends...

by imperial_magna
National Food Items

Ever wondered what was the national food item of a world?

by donuts_254
Surviving Snotdom

Fear not, fellow snots! Here are ten pieces of advice to help you work out your dastardly snot problems.

by daymarket
An Interview with the Court Dancer

Wait, how did you find me!? Oh no, are you going to turn me in?

by aideen
The Official Guide to Apple Foods

As autumn approaches, Neopians think more and more about apples. Lucky for us, apples happen to be in season now.

by mouse_lover900
Stop the Abuse!

Abominable Snowballs are a misjudged petpet species; people get them only to feed to Turmy or zap, or other evil things I dare not mention in fear of souring your milk. So I bet you're wondering what the petpets did to deserve this?

by __beren__
Learning the Ways of the Gangee

This article is a ode to the highly unappreciated Gangee, in all its splendor.

by belvin2beiamme
Meepits Are Not the Enemy!

Everybody hates Meepits because they think Meepits are evil. Well, I've had enough of it! It's about time somebody stood up for the little guys.

by retrac446
Roo Island: The Champion Rookies

Nothing shook the Altador Cup up more than the up and coming team of Roo Island placing among the top four in the final standings.

by dgj377
Rebuttal: ‘On the Impossibility of a Jelly World’

The most conclusive fact I found proving the possibility of a Jelly World is...

by octochan
 
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Court Dancer Speaks



The other day, as I was playing with my Court Dancer Plushie and jingling my Court Dancer Tambourine, I couldn't help but wonder where the Court Dancer could have fled to after having her disguise lifted. That's why I packed my Faerie Backpack and set off around Neopia. After days of trekking...



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Green Kougra, Up for Adoption!
Arribon narrows his eyes suspiciously -- eyes that are almost as green as his vibrant fur. "You want to adopt me, don't you?"

by harsan_09

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Pirates Don't Take Bubble Baths
"I know you've only been a pirate for a couple *sneeze* weeks, but pirates are tough. Not *cough* girly..."

by kougra_helper_9157

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Fire and Gold: Part One
Her family had survived there for generations by means of special magic: when each young Eyrie child reached a certain age, they were given a Snow Paint Brush...

by silvormoon

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The Protecter Chronicles: The Beginning of the End - Part Four
"Psst. Don't do that, they don't like it--you'll just get poked with a spear. If you want to look around, then wait until the guard isn't looking."

by angelfire_from_above

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T3h Praedius
Ah, the loving bond between Gelert and owner.

by arttimo

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Fiesty Freaks
"Homework Assignment"

by eevilbirdiezuh



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