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Quote of the Week


"You have forgotten the most basic rule of magic: don't fool with it, no matter how tempting."


Neopoints: The Secret



There are conspiracies all over Neopia, if you know where to look. What I am going to tell you today is one of the many idiosyncrasies of Neopian life. This, however, is one of the most fundamental, and it affects every Neopian everywhere. Brace yourself as this may come as a shock to many of you...

Court Dancer Speaks



The other day, as I was playing with my Court Dancer Plushie and jingling my Court Dancer Tambourine, I couldn't help but wonder where the Court Dancer could have fled to after having her disguise lifted. That's why I packed my Faerie Backpack and set off around Neopia. After days of trekking...

Surviving Snotdom


Eating, you say? What's so difficult about eating? Well, snot is very drippy. You open your mouth just to talk and you'll be swallowing huge gobs of it as it drips down your nose. I've found that even though most of me is snot, it still is disgusting beyond all belief to actually swallow the stuff. So, how to get around this dilemma? Smoothies. Yes, you can survive on smoothies...

Other Stories
"Green Kougra, Up for Adoption!" by harsan_09
You are strolling down the streets of Neopia Central one day when a brightly-colored piece of paper taped to a trashcan catches your eye: "Green Kougra, Up for Adoption!" it reads, and in smaller letters underneath, "Name: Arribon -- See Harsan..."

"Nimmo No More" by neoplayinny
Something is about to happen, but I can't quite put my finger on it. I spent all of this morning combing the woods for buried treasure. Wait until Daddy gets home from work and sees the great treasures I found today! But all of that hunting has made me awful thirsty, and I watch as...

"Pirates Don't Take Bubble Baths" by kougra_helper_9157
The storm was heading back towards the Black Pawkeet. Talak opened the trap door in the deck and followed Garry, Jacques, and Garin down to the small bedroom. Garin had his arms slung around their shoulders, and was coughing and sneezing...


Thwart Sloth, Adopt a Grundo


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Round Table Poker
The title says it all...

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A Puzzle Piece Palace
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How to Be a Fire Faerie: Part Two
Something - some ancient and powerful magic - had happened in that tunnel, something had changed me, something had happened...

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Sticky Hand!
Fetch!

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Isaiko
A black book lies abandoned on the stone table. The cover, illuminated only by the dim light of three torches hanging from the walls, bears the following name in flowing golden script...

by yatomiyuka



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